@AndyAsAdjective

I'm organized but not neat. I'm intellectual but not intelligent. I'm frugal but not parsimonious. And I know how to use a thesaurus.

 Georgia, USA
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Joined February 2011
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Maybe she’s just using me for my Marlboro Miles™️
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My first grader wants to go to a haunted house. Not a pretend one, a real one. "I want to fight a ghost," were his exact words.
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Wick
@WagsHourOct 20
My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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Might need to randomly start rating the Zambonis for NHL teams. After seeing Zammoth tonight for the first time… gotta say 11/10.
Tim the Mammoth 🦣@lessabler4Oct 20
Zammoth timelapse. Sorry for the shaky camera. I was eating a giant pretzel with my other hand.
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walked into the bar to grab a beer and got just absolutely marlin mogged
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will@will_nba_haterOct 16
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Onyx Odds
@OnyxOddsOct 16
The rest of baseball watching the Brewers eliminate the Dodgers
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 11
The NFC East went winless this week. Two of the teams played each other.
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TOUR ENDS HERE. #StingEm 🐝
Duke Football
@DukeFOOTBALLOct 9
The revenge tour continues 😈
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The lifetimes I’ve lived since this
Gary Grumbach@GaryGrumbachOct 9
Ten years ago today: Ken Bone
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angel
@angelmendoza___Oct 8
aaaaaaand post
NBC News
@NBCNewsOct 8
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…

Lie down with dogs, wake up refreshed? That’s what a new study suggests.

You’re more likely to disrupt your dog’s sleep than they are yours, new study suggests.

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Ryan Alpert@RGAlpertOct 9
Huge thank you to @BuckFOX5 and all of our friends at @FOX5Atlanta & @GoodDayAtlanta for having some of our amazing @GeorgiaTech students from the @RamblinReckClub and me on today to celebrate the 65th anniversary of the Reck! More to come Saturday on The Flats! #StingEm 🐝
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Mina Kimes
@minakimesOct 5
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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☔
@WhotfismickSep 27
Typa shit cartoon characters do when they’re late for school
Meep
@WhereismeepSep 27
New transit fare evasion discourse just dropped
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I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person
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Roommates started a game whoever knocks it over has to take it out (I live by myself)
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Matty@bestestnameSep 19
Please. I just need closure. Why did you park like that?
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Just Bill
@WilliamAderSep 22
If I call her by the wrong name during sex, I just smoothly segueway into singing "Mambo Number Five."
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Fun to be back... youtu.be/Y3e0Kvyqv90?si=iD56…

Trump's Media Ban Backfires, Arch Gets Drones & Snipers & Seth Recaps a Crazy Summer: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Trump banning the press from the White ...

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having sensory issues is so weird. how am I supposed to explain that I’m mad because the wrong lights are on?
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