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Joined September 2010
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A baby with Down Syndrome was just adopted and this is him smiling at his new mother ❤️ My heart can't, This is the cutest thing ever. 😭
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Packages heading out the door! TY to everyone who donated to our mission. Thank you to all of our individual donors and supporters, as well as our sponsors, @Osocozy, Greener Odyssey, @lilhelper_ca, @Spray_Pal and our partners at @BWDCD_ #theclothoption #makeclothmainstream
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I am LOVING the cloth diapers at @lilhelper_ca! They are SO cute! The best customer service! I had to use them right away! The perfect fit and comfortable for the little guy!💕Even the package they send in the mail makes you even more excited to cloth diaper!!😁 Check them out!
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Grant me the serenity to accept the bad traits my kids got from me through heredity, the courage to address the ones they pick up from their awful friends, and the wisdom to know the difference.
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Someone rang our doorbell and my son said, “Time to put on pants!”
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*observing my daughter in preschool* Me: Ok, but how do you get her to just sit there and listen? Teacher: We practice patience and teach them to do the same. Me: Right, right. But, like, what bribes are you using?
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I just love how cereal never lets you down. Like, you’re 7 years old, watching cartoons—cereal. You’re a poor college student—cereal. You’re an exhausted mother who’s not cookin’ dinner because those little heathens won’t eat it anyway—cereal.
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Me, when my son hears a noise: There’s no such thing as monsters, honey. Nothing to be afraid of. Me, when the dog looks at an empty corner: Whelp, looks like we’ll need an old priest and a young priest
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I parent how I used to play Mortal Kombat: Push random buttons until I accidentally hit a winning combo.
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WANTED Someone to get my 7yo to stop telling me about Minecraft. REWARD I will do anything you want. ANY. THING. Please hurry!
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Them: My goal is to finish two marathons this summer. Me: My goal is to put away the laundry the same day that I wash it.
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“What day is it?” –SAHMs every day.
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A family trip with toddlers is really 2 hours of applying sunscreen followed by 36 minutes at the beach and 20 minutes in the bathtub followed by watching Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood in a house you rented from strangers. #Dadlife #Parenting #aTwinzerFamilyTrip
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Everyone: Today's the longest day of the year. Parents: LOL
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Sorry I'm late. My kid was walking from the door to the car.
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They say don't wake a sleeping baby, but I say "Don't ever wake a sleeping mama, who has finally found time to sleep, after taking care of everyone else's needs for days on end."
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In my youth, I hoped I’d be lucky enough to be slimed on Double Dare. Unfortunately, the closest I’ve come to achieving that dream is catching my child’s vomit in my bare hands.
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me *brings toddler his juice* What do you say? toddler: Finally
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*asks grocery store manager to write a note telling my wife that I looked everywhere but couldn’t find the ice cream she wanted*
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