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Lauren Mullen

@DraggingFeeties

I don't know what I'm doing either. https://xitter.cf/t.co/7L0fQMPoOb

 New Jersey, USA
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Joined February 2016
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One time, I was at a Q&A with Nora Roberts, and someone asked her how to balance writing and kids, and she said that the key to juggling is to know that some of the balls you have in the air are made of plastic & some are made of glass.
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YM ES KHC 2021-2022 WO-21786: Samantha Mullen www2.heart.org/site/TR?fr_id…
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Gabe Delahaye@gabedelahaye2 Sep 2021
I still struggle to understand what world the GOP hopes to lead? A disease-ravaged wasteland of gun-toting racists defending their landlord’s property from the roof as floodwaters rise under a moon-projected space ad for Capital One? OK! Almost there!
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Praise 1025 Atlanta (@praise1025) profile picturePraise 1025 Atlanta@praise102523 Aug 2021
Dell Curry & Sonya Curry To Divorce After 30+ Years Of Marriage trib.al/DCHyhBj
Dell Curry & Sonya Curry To Divorce After 30+ Years Of Marriage

Dell Curry & Sonya Curry To Divorce After 30+ Years Of Marriage

According to TMZ, Sonya Curry filed for divorce from her husband of over 33 years in June. According to court documents, the divorce is still ongoing.

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"normalize--" NO. normalize nothing. everything you do is weird now. you're free
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When i say no worries, i actually mean no worries for you, because they're all mine now. I have anxiety. I have all the worries. I'm stealing yours. None for you. If you wanted them then too bad
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SpacedMom@copymama28 Jun 2021
Competitive Dadding: Vacation Edition, in which my husband saw a car driving to the beach with a kayak on top and said “Pshhh, that’s a one-person kayak. We have a 3-person kayak on the roof AND a cargo carrier, that guy’s lame.”
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albert instein@bugl0rd24 Jun 2021
"why didn't we learn this in high school" bitch we did but you were drawing a picture of an eye
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Joshua@imJoshAdams12 Jun 2021
Someone just spent thousands of dollars to write “Joe Rogan is literally 5 foot 3” in the skies of Los Angeles and honestly money well spent.
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jordan@jordan_stratton19 May 2021
In awe of the courage it took the first guy to add the “salad” in potato salad
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I’m sorry I kicked a hole in your wall. I meant to roundhouse your face but my hips are tight.
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so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own
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Image from Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch)
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Husband: Remember, during the disaster at Knoebels-- Me: That's an amusement park, you mean Chernobyl. Husband: Right. What's the triangle chocolate? Me: ...Toblerone.
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I’m not very crafty. Oh, this? This is my attack glitter.
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Daughter: What were you doing in 1994, mom? Me: Ooo that was the first year I was allowed to dye my hair. That was cool! ...I mean, my parents also got divorced and my grandpop died, so there's that. Daughter: But it was a great year for your hair!
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Let’s be best friends but like the kind who admire each other from a distance but rarely speak.
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Isaac G. Bryan
@ib2_real12 Apr 2021
Just to be clear.... No one should ever be shot at with a taser during a routine traffic stop either.
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“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge
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a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:
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SpacedMom@copymama19 Mar 2019
Imagine having your shit together enough to actually take things out of the freezer early enough that they have time to defrost.
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