@KateWouldHaveIt

Circling back on nothing. Peaked in drafts. I support this version of myself, unfortunately. https://xitter.cf/t.co/yRmlSmICOq

 Texas, USA
instagram.com/askatewouldhaveit/
Joined January 2016
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OMG It's called "Old Yeller" because he's YELLOW, not because of the way he yells when the kid shoots him for becoming a cyborg or whatever?
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i’m committed to making this a priority unless it is a little harder than i thought
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You have reached the Congressional offices of the United States. Currently the entire Legislative Branch is out doing the Michael Scott D.M.S.M.P.M.C. Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure. Leave a message.
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trash jones@jzuxApr 1
feeling kind of weird today. I bet looking into my tiny portal of bad news and other people’s accomplishments will make me feel better
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surely not
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having a teenager is like being systematically undermined by someone who would still like an Easter basket
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My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.
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The Manosphere documentary is just
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That man looked me in the eyes & said “I need you to know there’s a day in October you’ll have to wear jeans” because he knows my current lifestyle doesn’t support Hard Pants
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Didn’t divide any fractions again today
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i would follow this corgi into an active volcano without missing a beat & with peace in my heart
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When you saw only two sets of footprints, it was then that I carried you
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Replying "love is love!!!" on a photo of a couple I think is ugly
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Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?
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i don’t know who needs to hear this. you need to solve everything now. right now. you are running out of time
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(trying to not let the conversation die) so like, have you been hearing anything, about like, anything. or like doing have you been doing anything
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Hey, would you mind quickly reading my draft? I'm looking for someone to shower it with praise, question nothing, and assure me it's Ok to submit in the next 4 hours.
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Kate retweeted
Chris@citehchrisMar 24
maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know
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does it mean ICE is funny on instagram now too
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C'EST INCROYABLE QUE LE MOYEN LE PLUS EFFICACE D'ENREGISTRER UN FICHIER AU FORMAT PDF SOIT DE FAIRE CROIRE À SON ORDINATEUR QUE L'ON VA L'IMPRIMER
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Gonna start selling my cat’s feet pics on the internet
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