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ol’ salty dude@diptychbitch11 May 2017

Hey whys art school gotta be like this – at Santa Clarita, CA

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@dril29 Apr 2017

in retaliation for amazon accidentally charging me for 100,000 prison uniforms i will review each of them with the despised rating of 1 star

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@artiequitter29 Apr 2017

This had to be the look Charles Dickens had in mind whenever he wrote about the head master of an orphanage.

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Dennis Farrell@DennisFarrell26 Apr 2017

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message

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slick@dlicj14 Apr 2017

me: (texting boss) we still on for work today? boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri

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@PaperWash10 Apr 2017

Replying to @david8hughes

customer: but I paid for this ticket in advance united airlines:

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In Honor of April Fools Day There will Be No Pity for Fools Today! No pity!

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Matt O'Brien@matt_obrien28 Mar 2017

met with a manager her first question "how many YouTube subscribers do you have?" I turned into a mist and escaped out a crack in the window – at Los Angeles, CA

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mike ginn@shutupmikeginn27 Mar 2017

baby come over and lets do that thing adults do in bed (i fall asleep during Beetlejuice but wake up mad if you try to turn it off)

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@tonyhawk21 Mar 2017

TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this – at Anchorage, AK

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Nicole Baxter@NicoleBaxter51218 Mar 2017

Thank you E news

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Julia Edelman@_juliaedelman3 Mar 2017

A woman was angry this coffee shop didn't have almond milk so her bf held her and said "hey when they go low we go high"

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Followers For Algernon@bonerhitler27 Feb 2017

And the Oscar for best movie about Benghazi goes to: LA LA LAND! – at Brooklyn, NY

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@dog_rates22 Feb 2017

This is Wilson. He's aware that he has something on his face. Waiting for you to get it for him. 12/10

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@dril2 May 2012

oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,

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The New York Times

@nytimes21 Mar 2007

"Word up!" It is I, the Gray Lady, with a "shoutout" to all my hip young friends. Just wanted you to know I've added new specialized feeds.

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@dril18 Feb 2017

ACCOUNTANT: I Just don't know how you can justify donating $700 to "Chips Ahoy" ME: i hope your car flips & becomes your fucking firey grave

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Josh@iwearaonesie18 Aug 2016

wife: Why is your back all scratched up? [flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone] me: I'm having an affair

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the garbage shit boy@davedittell18 Feb 2017

girlfriend: omg look at this photo of beyonce standing somewhere. who does this?! me, the perfect boyfriend: only the queen, babe. only her.

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