Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)

Joined January 2011
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot26 Nov 2024
This place is a fucking disaster. Lol
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot10 Nov 2024
Replying to @SWLVguy
I start with the For You every time.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot10 Nov 2024
Replying to @bionicdoctor1
Sadly!
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot10 Nov 2024
I feel like the purpose of X is to just make everyone angry with each other.
Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot10 Nov 2024
Is there a way to delete the “For You” timeline? The accounts I follow are the only ones I want to see.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot10 Nov 2024
Is there a way to delete the “For You” timeline? The accounts I follow are the only ones I want to see.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot10 Nov 2024
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot10 Nov 2024
There are Mattress Firms everywhere.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot9 Nov 2024
Supported by all demographics in Texas? Okay, let’s make it official and vote on the mother fucker.
School choice is supported by all demographics in Texas. Texans of all backgrounds, including Black & Hispanic parents, strongly support school choice. School choice improves educational opportunities for minority & low-income students. Texas will deliver school choice.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot9 Nov 2024
Let’s do like Kentucky and put this bitch to a vote?
I have fought for school choice since my time as a Senator. As Lt. Governor, I passed it in my first session and repeatedly since then. Each time, the Republican-led House blocked it. Now, after hard-fought primary and general election battles, the House should finally have the votes to pass it. Read the press release for more details.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot9 Nov 2024
Replying to @ShaneyBoyzz
He’s popular and both republicans and democrats like him. People in Kentucky aren’t as dumb as you think.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot8 Nov 2024
By the way, I’m on…blue…sky.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot8 Nov 2024
Dunkstronaut is better.
Houston Rockets
@HoustonRockets8 Nov 2024
𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒-𝟐𝟓 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐒 🏆 Coming soon to the Houston hardwood! Commemorating 30 years of back-to-back greatness.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot6 Nov 2024
RIP, Chauncy Glover, who got my vote for the most yoked newscaster in Houston.
Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot12 Jun 2020
Who's the most yoked newscaster in Houston?
19%Chauncy Glover
43%Steven Romo
29%Erik Barajas
9%Someone else
289 votes • Final results
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot4 Nov 2024
Houston Astros West Sacramento A’s Dallas Rangers Anaheim Angels Sodom Mariners Other than the Astros, this division is a geographical mess.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot3 Nov 2024
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot2 Nov 2024
Replying to @BravesGasm
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot1 Nov 2024
Me when my mom tweets from my account:
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot31 Oct 2024
Damn, Mark.
Seeing the Dodgers celebrate is disgusting, but watching the Yankees turn into choking dogs lessens the sting.
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot31 Oct 2024
Cue Kevin Jomboy selling Dodgers merchandise. Goofy ass bitch
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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot28 Oct 2024
Replying to @ABQJournal
Get the money upfront this time.
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