@HouCounterplot

Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)

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Joined January 2011
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There are Mattress Firms everywhere.
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Replying to @BravesGasm
@BravesGasm
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Me when my mom tweets from my account:
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Ted Cruz heading to the concession stand to get a Diet Coke…
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Replying to @gigemlaw @BenDuBose
@gigemlaw @BenDuBose
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AstrosAtoZ
@AstrosAtoZ12 Oct 2024
Gross. Who do we root for if it ends up Dodgers-Yankees?
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Dodgers fans are mad at me?
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Replying to @BenDuBose
@BenDuBose
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk5 Oct 2024
Headed to Pennsylvania to speak at the @realDonaldTrump rally in Butler!
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Maybe you have your tv on too loud?
Rangers Nation ⚾️
@Rangers__Nation3 Oct 2024
Hmm… for some reason I’m not hearing too much from Astros fans anymore 🤣🤡
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