Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)

Joined January 2011
Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
after this year i think we can say he was just renting
A year ago today, the owner of the Astros rightfully got his name In game 7 of the 2023 ALCS, Adolis Garcia went 4-5 with 2 HR and 5 RBI
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Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
That word "most" is doing a lot there
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman20 Oct 2024
Browns Myles Garrett calls out fans for booing Deshaun Watson while he was down on the field: “[Deshaun Watson] has been a model citizen through college and most of the pros.”
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Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
“Bobby Slowik have an explosive offense or be Jamaican” Bobby Slowik:
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Can't believe that yet another angry mob demanded a reversal and once again Ted Cruz was there.
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Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
it wasn’t just the size that was wild, one of his balls was full of lemonade, the other iced tea
BREAKING: In a senile moment, Donald Trump is rambling about the size of Arnold Palmer’s private parts. This is insane.
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Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
Houston is the greatest city
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undercover cop at protest fit
Shohei Ohtani has arrived in San Diego for Game 3 of the NLDS 👀
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Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
So what you’re saying is 162 games is different than 60 games? Got it.
This team has been absolutely decimated by injuries and they are catching up with us now. They’ve fought hard to get here and never laid down. They showed grit again tonight, but the injuries are catching up with us. See you tomorrow for what probably is gonna be the last game.
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Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
roberts giving his pregame speech in the clubhouse
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Dave Roberts when Manny Machado tosses a ball in his general direction
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How DeBoer found Saban in his office this morning
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Exclusive footage of Alabama coach, Kalen DeBoer, addressing the #RollTide players in their locker room just now - Moments after losing to the nerds at Vandy:
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Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
Which city would you *most* want to see get an MLB expansion team?
9%Charlotte
45%Montreal
37%Nashville
8%Portland
266 votes • Final results
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Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
[yelling into desk phone] I've got Giacomo Bologna on the banana shortage
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Guys, there’s going to come a time when we’re no longer on top and we’re going to have to pay for all the terrible things we did and said. But tonight is not that night.
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This tweet has been up 54 minutes and no one has talked about how this motherfucker can’t count 1. S 2. K 3. U 4. B 5. A 6. L
Tarik = five letters Skubal = five letters Kevin = five letters Brown = five letters You know what other word has five letters? S-A-T-A-N. Need I say more?
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Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
Major League Baseball is heartbroken to hear of the passing of Pete Rose. Use code “PETEROSE” to get $1,000 first bet insurance for the 2024 MLB Postseason with BetMGM, proudly serving as an official gambling partner of Major League Baseball.
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Archbishop Deshaies retweeted
Montreal Expos superstars Pete Rose and Gary Carter at Spring Training in 1984. ✨
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If you wear an Astros shirt to Globe Life Park, Rangers fans will swarm you begging for you to take pictures with their wives.
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Bring back the Expos and save the A’s
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