Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)
Joined January 2011
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Her: You're a writer?
Me: *rolls eyes* yes.
Her: The artistic type! What genre?
Me: *takes a puff of a cigarette* Astros Erotic Fan Fiction
Is there a way to delete the “For You” timeline? The accounts I follow are the only ones I want to see.
Supported by all demographics in Texas? Okay, let’s make it official and vote on the mother fucker.
Let’s do like Kentucky and put this bitch to a vote?
I have fought for school choice since my time as a Senator. As Lt. Governor, I passed it in my first session and repeatedly since then. Each time, the Republican-led House blocked it. Now, after hard-fought primary and general election battles, the House should finally have the votes to pass it. Read the press release for more details.
Houston Astros
West Sacramento A’s
Dallas Rangers
Anaheim Angels
Sodom Mariners
Other than the Astros, this division is a geographical mess.
