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Sarah is typing…

@HalfLifeWriter

Senior Copywriter in the streets, crying in my bedsheets 👁👄👁💧she/her

 Bristol, England
sarahelizabethcopy.com
Joined September 2016
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Replying to @MatthewJoy_ @washapig
@MatthewJoy_ @washapig
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I can hear the copywriter crying.
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Say ‘Big Ben bong again’ five times, fast
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Me too, Santa. Me too.
A deflated Santa decorations lies face down on someone’s front lawn.

ALT A deflated Santa decorations lies face down on someone’s front lawn.

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Reader, she accidentally hung up after 58 minutes.
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I just linked my mum to some cheapy fleece leggings I want for Christmas only to then scroll down the product page and find…. this??? how do I recover???
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Say BOSS again
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Definitely living in the bleakest timeline
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Replying to @stu_bot3000
Reminds me of something.. (I’m kidding, I’m actually livid, it’s very clever)
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Every day I bully my boss AND remind the entire creative team to fill out their timesheets and I just want people to know finding a job you love truly is possible
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Replying to @VikkiRossWrites @Meta
@VikkiRossWrites @Meta
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