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Senior Copywriter in the streets, crying in my bedsheets 👁👄👁💧she/her

Bristol, England
Joined September 2016
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Blows my mind that people hire ‘creatives’ then stick them in a lifeless office, make them work 9-5, invite them to Microsoft Teams calls throughout the day, remind them to move their Jira tickets along a Kanban board, and not to forget their timesheets. Creatives. 😂
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Wake up babe! A new insane agency job description just dropped!
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Me when the client makes a point of praising my copy in the meeting
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S(he) be(lie)ve(d) :( #TheTraitors
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Is there any way this country could be victim to a mass gas leak and that is why everyone is acting so deranged
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My sexuality is Mel Giedroyc churning butter. #Eurovision
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Looks like @Telegraph fixed it. Thank you. But we saw what you did.
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Boys will be boys
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A world leader has the intelligence and self-reflection to resign after an incredible tenure and this is the headline you choose @BBCWorld?!?! #bbc @jacindaardern #jacindaardern
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Pro tip when writing image descriptions for folks: You're not writing a professional newspaper caption of a stock photo. Just let blind and low vision users know what they might wanna see! For example:
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Sorry but if your meeting were truly important, it would have happened in any of the 50 weeks of the year before this one. Not feeling the urgency tbh.
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Sometimes your role in the meeting is simply to bear witness to tragedy
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Retweet if you think big media channels have a responsibility, when women are dying every three days from misogyny and male violence, not to legitimise and embolden abusive misogynistic views. ITV should fire Jeremy Clarkson.
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Is it a King’s Speech this year or do we get one final “if you’re watching this, it means I’m gone” tape
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He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.
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"Yeah, basically they hate the world cup so they are selling a beer that you can buy in one of their bars while you watch the world cup, but like it's good though because the money from the beer goes to people who need it cause the world cup is bad. So, it sorta cancels it out."
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A historic failure
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omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions
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"Do your timesheets" why don't you give us software that is actually useable and a system that doesn't make people want to die
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