@GrumpyJReviewer

I'm a miserable jerk that's looking for an excuse to reject your journal paper. Share your grumpy reviews with me 'cause misery loves company.

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Joined August 2014
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Anthony Bonato
@Anthony_Bonato2 May 2024
I'm far less cruel than this professor as I let my students wipe their eyes on the exam paper
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More cowbell.
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Associate Deans@ass_deans16 Jan 2024
One of the VPs screwed up so now we need everyone in the college to take a new online training module.
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Do tell... xitter.cf/CSProfKGD/status/17466…
Kosta Derpanis
@CSProfKGD14 Jan 2024
Are you using an LLM to help write reviews?
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34%Show me
463 votes • Final results
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Uh oh.
Publishing with Integrity
@fake_journals8 Dec 2023
"Why Research Fraud Is Getting Worse" by @waltxyz writing in The James G. Martin Center for Academic Renewal buff.ly/3uAAMQU
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Royalty cheques.
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@Harriyot
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If you think that rattling off quotes from Greek philosophers is the right way to do a land acknowledgement, then maybe you're not the right person to do it.
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And @ass_deans is standing on a ladder, testing out her new camera, purchased with the repurposed coffee fund.
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Replying to @BJDSOP_ADAA
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
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Inhale some helium before reading #Reviewer2's comments out loud.
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Gotta be bad when even Reviewer 2 can't be bothered to read your paper.
Steve Wechsler, DPT, PhD@SteveWechslerPT22 Feb 2023
Manuscript rejected after 3 months because the journal couldn’t find ONE single reviewer. I hear this is an increasingly common issue across journals. Academics, if we’re not supporting each other to move our fields forward, what are we even doing? @AcademicChatter
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Nick@nbrody26 Jan 2023
The professor moral panic over ChatGPT will subside when they all start using to write letters of rec.
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Qüïckly. Püt thë böök ïn qüäräntïnë bëförë ït's töö lätë.
Jonathan Fine@jonathanbfine11 Jan 2023
A second case of umlaut infection has been found
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How many PhDs does this describe?
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The rest of you suck.
John B. Holbein
@JohnHolbein13 Jan 2023
it's the second day of 2023 and the most prolific author of all time already has 4,458 citations this year. scholar.google.nl/citations?…
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Excellent.
serif
@serifhello28 Nov 2022
Wait a second, these are not real error bars … the author literally just put the letter “T” above the bar graphs 😭
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The moment that you realize that _you're_ Reviewer 2.
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Associate Deans@ass_deans8 Dec 2022
Please save your PDFs as double-sided to save paper when we print them off.
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No shit. xitter.cf/Nature/status/15810728…
nature
@Nature15 Oct 2022
Authors’ names have ‘astonishing’ influence on peer reviewers go.nature.com/3Cv4WoZ
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