@GrumpyJReviewer

I'm a miserable jerk that's looking for an excuse to reject your journal paper. Share your grumpy reviews with me 'cause misery loves company.

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Joined August 2014
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Anthony Bonato
@Anthony_Bonato2 May 2024
I'm far less cruel than this professor as I let my students wipe their eyes on the exam paper
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Associate Deans@ass_deans16 Jan 2024
One of the VPs screwed up so now we need everyone in the college to take a new online training module.
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Nick@nbrody26 Jan 2023
The professor moral panic over ChatGPT will subside when they all start using to write letters of rec.
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Associate Deans@ass_deans8 Dec 2022
Please save your PDFs as double-sided to save paper when we print them off.
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Shai Biran@ShaiBiran15 Oct 2022
Trying to improve your grant proposal's chances
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Associate Deans@ass_deans14 Sep 2022
We invented college committees to give people who think they can run the college better a place to go, and then shut up.
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your sex life is now named after the last complaint from an anonymous peer reviewer that you begrudgingly accomodated. what's it called?
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Oded Rechavi
@OdedRechavi27 Jun 2022
Academic wellness workshops
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Abdel Abdellaoui@dr_appie12 Jun 2022
This machine can do 75% of your PhD
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Oded Rechavi
@OdedRechavi12 Jun 2022
Introduction, Results, Discussion
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Enclosed please find our R&R guidance. We're making you an offer you can't refuse.
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Tommy Mac@TommyMa952680029 Jun 2022
Replying to @Ass_Editors
@Ass_Editors
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Oded Rechavi
@OdedRechavi1 Jun 2022
Paradigm shift
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Replying to @GrumpyJReviewer
We don't talk about Journal Fight Club.
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A mysterious retraction. "Manuscript was inadvertently published before the peer-review process was complete." link.springer.com/article/10… An editor's misclick? @RetractionWatch
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All I want is to find the original protocol 😭
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Dr Meming@Dr_Meming18 May 2022
When my PI asks me to explain one of my discussion points @OpenAcademics @AcademicChatter #AcademicTwitter
Raccoon meme: no I will not elaborate. Because I have no idea what I just said.

ALT Raccoon meme: no I will not elaborate. Because I have no idea what I just said.

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Dr Meming@Dr_Meming12 May 2022
Third time lucky? @OpenAcademics @AcademicChatter #academictwitter
Types of headaches meme: Migraine, hypertension, stress and submitting a paper

ALT Types of headaches meme: Migraine, hypertension, stress and submitting a paper

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So we at least know the significant P value.
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Romain Costil@romain_costil11 May 2022
Ouch.
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