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Sir @OfficeOfRG,who knows him better than me.Still remember you busy feeding biscuits 2 him while We wanted to discuss urgent Assam's issues xitter.cf/officeofrg/status/9245…
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#DAWTS Z5 WILL HAVE MUCH SMALLER BODY YET PRODUCE AS VIBRANT IMAGE ON WHITE WALL. IT'S HOT - BUT IT'S AIRWAYS ABOUT HOW COOL YOU CAN BE.
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Good Morning Everyone! Happy #MuellerMonday!
It’s #MuellerTime!
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hi my name is Martha and i smoked pot when i was pregnant *camera cuts to a baby with blunts for legs* it was the best decision of my life
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Don't lie to me. You know the man upstairs hates that!
-Who? God?
No.
*Frank from 4B crashes thru ceiling*
"Respect your mom!"
*punches kid*
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A t-shirt with a dragon on it is a Junior High Boy's way of saying, "Hey, I'm ready fingerbang every girl in marching band."
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New soap in the washroom leaves your face smelling fresh, like it was rubbed with a newly opened baby powder scented maxi pad from the 90's.
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I wish I loved anything as much as white people love joking about racial stereotypes.
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Sportscar autocorrects to sportscat in my phone and I now I keep picturing kittens hitting home runs and shooting free throws.
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That pic of a Vietnam Police Chief shooting a dude in the head, but photoshopped so it looks like @RyanSeacrest feeding me a Hot Pocket.
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There are 2 types of people :
Those who think I'm cute & those who have watched me eat





















