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You're going to want to block me by the time this is over.

Blunderdome.
Joined September 2010
Sir @OfficeOfRG,who knows him better than me.Still remember you busy feeding biscuits 2 him while We wanted to discuss urgent Assam's issues xitter.cf/officeofrg/status/9245…
Ppl been asking who tweets for this guy..I'm coming clean..it's me..Pidi..I'm way 😎 than him. Look what I can do with a tweet..oops..treat!
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Get Breathable Baby Natural Cotton Baby Sling Wrap Carrier - Soft & Comfortable -Lightweight Carrier amazon.com/dp/B075B8BCL9?… #babycarrier
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#DAWTS Z5 WILL HAVE MUCH SMALLER BODY YET PRODUCE AS VIBRANT IMAGE ON WHITE WALL. IT'S HOT - BUT IT'S AIRWAYS ABOUT HOW COOL YOU CAN BE.
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Good Morning Everyone! Happy #MuellerMonday! It’s #MuellerTime!
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hi my name is Martha and i smoked pot when i was pregnant *camera cuts to a baby with blunts for legs* it was the best decision of my life
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Fun prank: Tell someone you love them. Then walk out of their life.
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Don't lie to me. You know the man upstairs hates that! -Who? God? No. *Frank from 4B crashes thru ceiling* "Respect your mom!" *punches kid*
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A t-shirt with a dragon on it is a Junior High Boy's way of saying, "Hey, I'm ready fingerbang every girl in marching band."
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New soap in the washroom leaves your face smelling fresh, like it was rubbed with a newly opened baby powder scented maxi pad from the 90's.
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I wish I loved anything as much as white people love joking about racial stereotypes.
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Replying to @Cool_Jesse
@Cool_Jesse "Ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninnybong" :)
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No one is upset that this Burt guy is turning all the bees into chapstick
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Nobody is watching, just burn it all down.
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Sportscar autocorrects to sportscat in my phone and I now I keep picturing kittens hitting home runs and shooting free throws.
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That pic of a Vietnam Police Chief shooting a dude in the head, but photoshopped so it looks like @RyanSeacrest feeding me a Hot Pocket.
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Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I'll take lookout.
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There are 2 types of people : Those who think I'm cute & those who have watched me eat
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I swear to god I'd off myself if cheese went extinct tomorrow.
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FB friend posted a selfie captioned "I'm ugly lol" and I commented "you sure as shit are. And your personality sucks too." Aaaand blocked.
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