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The Alicianater

@leechee420

Beard connoisseur. I once used the word whom correctly in a sentence. @LuckoftheDraw86 is the Jack to my Coke.

 Iowa
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Joined February 2009
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Just Bill
@WilliamAder22 Jun 2016
No one takes their job more seriously than the guy that glues down the start of the toilet paper roll.
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I slammed my vagina into the corner of a table today and immediately yelled "oh God, my skiddelyboop!" because I'm all whimsical and shit.
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Cunda@Cunda2211 Jun 2015
I have sex the same way I play video games, I just press all the buttons and hope like shit it's a special move or something.
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K Garcia@kgarcia10821 Jul 2015
I don't trust people who eat the best thing first.
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I should win an Academy award for best supporting actress in my role as "girl who pretends to give a shit about your relationship."
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Nothing says "I run shit" like a grown man with a whistle.
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Sara Says Stop@PetrickSara14 Mar 2016
Someone said that my kid would probably grow up to be president, and I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult.
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Bought a new mascara and opened it to find this. No picture has ever summed up my life so accurately.
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Twitter: because my RL friends unfollowed me.
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You don't drink? You mean just like, in the morning, right?
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Sasafrassssss@Rrrocambolesco14 Jul 2014
I see your 'well holy shit' and raise you a 'well fuck me'.
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Yeah but... *how* married are you?
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Kateless Smith@kate_smithxx5 Apr 2016
I need everyone to stop saying clapback. It sounds like the mutual transmission of an STD.
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Kateless Smith@kate_smithxx20 Apr 2016
A firetruck just nearly killed me while passing me to get into a parking lot filled up with smoke, and it's like we get it, you vape.
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Kevin O’Neill
@KevinBuffalo20 Apr 2015
Already sick of these 420 jokes, to be blunt.
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Kevin O’Neill
@KevinBuffalo20 Nov 2014
Told a girl she's more attractive when she's not wearing glasses and she said I'm also more attractive when she's not wearing glasses.
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Kevin O’Neill
@KevinBuffalo24 Apr 2013
1) Bring a few bolts/screws on roller coaster 2) Ride begins, tap person in front of you 3) "Dude, these just fell out of your seat"
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