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You're going to want to block me by the time this is over.

Blunderdome.
Joined September 2010
Sir @OfficeOfRG,who knows him better than me.Still remember you busy feeding biscuits 2 him while We wanted to discuss urgent Assam's issues xitter.cf/officeofrg/status/9245…
Ppl been asking who tweets for this guy..I'm coming clean..it's me..Pidi..I'm way 😎 than him. Look what I can do with a tweet..oops..treat!
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Get Breathable Baby Natural Cotton Baby Sling Wrap Carrier - Soft & Comfortable -Lightweight Carrier amazon.com/dp/B075B8BCL9?… #babycarrier
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#DAWTS Z5 WILL HAVE MUCH SMALLER BODY YET PRODUCE AS VIBRANT IMAGE ON WHITE WALL. IT'S HOT - BUT IT'S AIRWAYS ABOUT HOW COOL YOU CAN BE.
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Good Morning Everyone! Happy #MuellerMonday! It’s #MuellerTime!
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hi my name is Martha and i smoked pot when i was pregnant *camera cuts to a baby with blunts for legs* it was the best decision of my life
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It's 2014 and we don't even have italics for our Instant Messages.
Fun prank: Tell someone you love them. Then walk out of their life.
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Don't lie to me. You know the man upstairs hates that! -Who? God? No. *Frank from 4B crashes thru ceiling* "Respect your mom!" *punches kid*
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I ride for House Neckbeard, whose banner is just Wayne Static on a black field.
Do you think Hitler yelled "April Fool's!" that day as the new arrivals realized there were no showers?
Hello douchebag, my old friend. I've come to fuck with you again..
Why is it that whenever Will Wheaton is in something, he always looks like he's there to fingerbang every girl at the preteen dance?
If she slips "all my friends are guys" into the introduction, am I to interpret this as three consecutive green lights?
A t-shirt with a dragon on it is a Junior High Boy's way of saying, "Hey, I'm ready fingerbang every girl in marching band."
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