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hambone

@elhammer23

sorry for doing all the chemtrails

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Joined January 2011
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plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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herb@herb_on_osuOct 30
having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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@Skinwalker5110Oct 29
I want to get transition lenses that get darker the longer someone talks to you.
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Biggie said ‘sardines for dinner’ like it’s not a delicious and healthy snack chock full of omega-3’s
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@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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garshmo@garshmoOct 19
Looking at the cover of a goosebumps book is scary but worth it
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Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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Using the word schadenfreude in conversation & watching the other person not know what that means gives me an indescribable feeling!
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@thisisdbwOct 13
Cracks me up how babies always look drunk even after just one beer
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British people be like, “nothing beats a fairy dodger at The Bishop's Tit Pub in Dribbleford” and it’s just a plain cracker with a fig on it.
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Mexicans don’t wear watches because they know it’s always Modelo time
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@ChuckFBassOct 10
My wife is upset that I called my toddler a pussy but he ordered a fucking Chardonnay
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My buddy asked me to trip sit him while he did shrooms the other day and I spent the entire time making AI pictures of him with a random mexican family and told him the cartel has them hostage in Guadalajara
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Bro, I can tell you're on Advil.
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G@giftchijioke_Oct 8
You could literally approach any white girl n say "im sorry for how josh treated you" and she'd start crying.
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A rapper named Keta Mane
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@lildorothy_Oct 6
willem dafoe i have received your subliminal messages
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Arachnophobia is stupid, just let spiders get married
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