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Lucifer Ordog

@DeepDarkFear

A little lost and a lot of trouble. Born with horns and desperately trying to hide them.

 Bahrain
Joined January 2011
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewSep 3
Stranger: wtf is wrong with you? Me: *deep breath
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Bubblicious
@AnEffulgence25 Jan 2022
You think you know her? There was more than just a fire in her eyes because if u were to look at the depths of her soul, you'd understand how the shooting stars came to be ✨
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Melvin of York@MelvinofYorkJun 25
how dare you mistake my kindness for weakness when it was clearly fake kindness with an ulterior motive
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Man of Letters@manofletterzSep 2
Sometimes I write tweets so people will like me and then people will like me and then I'm all like eww
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Green God
@iGreenGodJul 5
I don't want to brag, but I’ve reached the age where my back goes out more often than I do.
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Might tweet a couple classics today idk yet
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Oge of Web3
@official_QVJul 2
Every abusive man has a public version that makes people say “but he seems so nice.” That’s not a coincidence. That’s the strategy.
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mariana Z
@mariana057Jun 22
Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
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kitty 🐻@xoo_kittyJun 23
I like using twitter because none of my friends use it
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Just-A-Fool@rickelverum27 Jun 2023
I’m not crying, I’m watering my beard.
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mariana Z
@mariana057Jun 22
Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn't coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterJun 22
I'm such a fantastic driver that people are constantly honking and pointing at me just to celebrate that I'm out gracing the roads
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I come from old lack of money
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNJun 19
I love how delusional some clothing descriptions are. You read the tag and it’s like, “Hand wash only. Tumble dry on low.” Son, you’re a cotton T shirt. You’re going in the washing machine, and whatever happens in there is in God’s hands.
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Col@countcolJun 20
Before the internet, most people believed villages only had one idiot, now it's abundantly clear that we miscalculated.
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@heavensbvnnyJun 19
Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.
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CoCo@unhingebingeJun 18
The fuck up in me recognises the fuck up in you.
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Jimbob@Jimbob10441721Jun 17
I dont often get things wrong but when i do i try to make sure i get things catastrophically wrong.
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CoCo@unhingebingeApr 23
Your theory seems kind of dumb but I love your imagination.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2Jun 18
One good thing about cats, they won’t show you videos of their kittens.
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