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Lucifer Ordog

@DeepDarkFear

A little lost and a lot of trouble. Born with horns and desperately trying to hide them.

 Bahrain
Joined January 2011
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Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
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Going to a crowded mall and yelling "AAAHMED!" just to see 10 arab men turn their heads looking confused.
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My wife is a content creator and I am a problem creator.
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I'm at that age when I have 2 close friends and nobody else can get close to any of us.. because we constantly judge and make fun of everyone around us.
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I am an excel sheet in a notepad clothing pretending to be MS paint.
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Ongoing wars and people are dying - MEH Famine, floods and kids are starving - MEH Unimaginable atrocities committed in the name of religion - MEH Celebrity accidentally flashes panties - Everyone on the internet loses it.
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I hate ChatGPT because now complete morons are sending half decent emails.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewSep 3
Stranger: wtf is wrong with you? Me: *deep breath
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Bubblicious
@AnEffulgence25 Jan 2022
You think you know her? There was more than just a fire in her eyes because if u were to look at the depths of her soul, you'd understand how the shooting stars came to be ✨
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Melvin of York@MelvinofYorkJun 25
how dare you mistake my kindness for weakness when it was clearly fake kindness with an ulterior motive
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Man of Letters@manofletterzSep 2
Sometimes I write tweets so people will like me and then people will like me and then I'm all like eww
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Apple introduces groundbreaking new AI features in their upcoming model - it is now called an aiPhone.
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I lost faith in humanity the moment people starting taking reality shows seriously.
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Ever watch a woman with ridiculously long nails type on a keyboard and want to accidently push her down a flight of stairs into a lego pit? No? Just me? My bad.
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ai-dont know what is real anymore!
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Sitting in office, freezing my ass off at 20°C. Because 22°C is too hot and my OCD will not let me put the temperature to 21°C.
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One of my teachers from school posted on Facebook and her post has a grammatical error - I'm resisting the temptation to correct her publicly and call her parents.
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Everything online is either Artificial Intelligence or Natural Stupidity.
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I admire your courage, but not your judgement. You know who you are.
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Green God
@iGreenGodJul 5
I don't want to brag, but I’ve reached the age where my back goes out more often than I do.
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STUPIDITY: "Blah blah blah.." COMMON SENSE: "..." STUPIDITY: "Blah blah blah.. why are you so quiet?" COMMON SENSE: "Erm.. I think.." STUPIDITY: "Stop! I'm offended"
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