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Professor Biscuits retweeted
“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.
The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
Professor Biscuits retweeted
i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past
Professor Biscuits retweeted
CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly?
DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to
CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion?
DAD: No, son… we’re in sects
Professor Biscuits retweeted
maryam raja's entire brand has always been extremely local. she's never used old pindi as prop, but has actually engaged with it, celebrated it. there's nothing wrong with her photoshoot. you can't apply poverty porn as a blanket statement w/o considering the context.
Professor Biscuits retweeted
![[from Richard Linklater's Boyhood] Mason: Dad, there’s no real magic in the world, right? Dad: What do you mean? Mason: You know, like elves and stuff. People just made that up. Dad: Oh, I don’t know. I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical than something like a whale? You know what I mean? What if I told you a story about how underneath the ocean, there was this giant sea mammal that used sonar and sang songs and it was so big that its heart was the size of a car and you could crawl through the arteries? I mean, you'd think that was pretty magical, right?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDevz4GaQAErDON.png?name=orig)
ALT [from Richard Linklater's Boyhood] Mason: Dad, there’s no real magic in the world, right? Dad: What do you mean? Mason: You know, like elves and stuff. People just made that up. Dad: Oh, I don’t know. I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical than something like a whale? You know what I mean? What if I told you a story about how underneath the ocean, there was this giant sea mammal that used sonar and sang songs and it was so big that its heart was the size of a car and you could crawl through the arteries? I mean, you'd think that was pretty magical, right?
Professor Biscuits retweeted
"Larkiyan chahay tu yeh nobat nai ati" — and this mindset is exactly why education matters.
Professor Biscuits retweeted
Pakistanis are indigenous people of the subcontinent – We weren't imported here from foreign lands.
We are the children of this soil, as were our forefathers. We don't need any fictional skydaddy realtor to lay claim over our lands. Our indigeneity speaks for itself.
Professor Biscuits retweeted
we eventually become our mothers and realize why their love language is hosting😭
