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In the mood for some dhabbay ki chaaye. Warm. Brown. Cool breeze. Playing with your hair. Yellow lights. Very light. Faces barely visible but the eyes shine. Slow music. Like it’s secondary. Just adding a little something to the background. And baatein. Bohat saari. Dher saari.
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“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.
The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
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i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past
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CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly?
DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to
CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion?
DAD: No, son… we’re in sects
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maryam raja's entire brand has always been extremely local. she's never used old pindi as prop, but has actually engaged with it, celebrated it. there's nothing wrong with her photoshoot. you can't apply poverty porn as a blanket statement w/o considering the context.
Who are the ‘experts’ ?!
#watch | Rising number of C-section deliveries; experts say it is linked to low pain tolerance, increased availability of facilities, and preference for quicker, less painful procedures with shorter hospital stay
Reports @Arifkhan33_
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![[from Richard Linklater's Boyhood] Mason: Dad, there’s no real magic in the world, right? Dad: What do you mean? Mason: You know, like elves and stuff. People just made that up. Dad: Oh, I don’t know. I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical than something like a whale? You know what I mean? What if I told you a story about how underneath the ocean, there was this giant sea mammal that used sonar and sang songs and it was so big that its heart was the size of a car and you could crawl through the arteries? I mean, you'd think that was pretty magical, right?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDevz4GaQAErDON.png?name=orig)
ALT [from Richard Linklater's Boyhood] Mason: Dad, there’s no real magic in the world, right? Dad: What do you mean? Mason: You know, like elves and stuff. People just made that up. Dad: Oh, I don’t know. I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical than something like a whale? You know what I mean? What if I told you a story about how underneath the ocean, there was this giant sea mammal that used sonar and sang songs and it was so big that its heart was the size of a car and you could crawl through the arteries? I mean, you'd think that was pretty magical, right?
