@DaddyJew

https://xitter.cf/t.co/Khbo6khxhO

 Baltimore, MD
Joined November 2011
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I still expect you’ll find me at the end
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chris
@1vysaurs19h
babe are u okay? you barely fed our confusing bond today
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found out i like almond milk and the next thing i knew a pumpkin spiced latte just appeared in my hand
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with this throwing star, i thee wed
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i came. i saw. the cops were called
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remember when we thought we were in trouble bc our president would forget shit
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i be thinking people who put “not 420 friendly” in their dating profiles be wanting to scrap
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even wild whores couldn’t drag me away…wait no, that can’t be right
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a weed dealer putting free edibles in my order is a sign of respect in my culture
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew11 Sep 2014
It's weird how we make just enough money to support our bad habits
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Pia Nacar@Kimgee8Oct 17
Don’t forget to save yourself from yourself.
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I came. I saw. I made it worse.
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in a toxic relationship with the consequences of my actions
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Truth be told, I'm thankful there are filters for some of you.
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Do people who like Bloody Marys know that cocktails that taste good actually exist?
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What do people who ask “what’s up” want from us?
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*deep announcer voice* from the makers of exploding cars, we bring you…exploding flying cars
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spending money you don’t have is the most American thing you can do
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gentle reminders are for pussies. smack me
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imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they pronounce the L in salmon
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