Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://xitter.cf/t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…

Northern Virginia
Joined January 2014
Lady was pissy when I insisted on walking with her to the parking lot, but it was raining and she had an umbrella.
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I want you on a consistent basis, enough time to learn what you dream of
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i had to turn my heater on this morning. fuck everything. don’t speak to me until march
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~...Distance Is Just A Test Of How FAR Love Can Travel ♥️ The Touch The Smiles The Silence The Longing The Moments THAT —Feel INCOMPLETE Without Them It's Proof Of A Love So Deep That Distance Can't Fade It ♥️ Because A #LOVE Like This Always Finds A Way TO Bridge Every Mile...~
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I have a huge blank space in my life. I don’t know how to fill it. But I feel it.
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Too many white guys named Scott, imo
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Some of the funniest people stop being funny the moment they desperately need someone to laugh.
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The coffee is gonna get cold this morning, babe. I have other plans for us.
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No return on my rt's, likes or replies. I just might have to block you. That means something coming from me, because I NEVER block first.
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Rock bottom isn’t so bad when you decorate it with a tasteful moss installation.
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Beautiful day
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but anything you say before the “but” doesn’t count.
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I do miss the part of Christianity where I could use god to get out of things
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me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do 😈
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Yes, the downward spiral does make you all dizzy and shit. Thanks for asking.
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Sorry, but my place isn’t available. I don’t have enough snacks or alcohol to tolerate you and my family at the same time.
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I don’t think I’ve ever come across a cheesecake I didn’t like.
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13 Well-Meant Compliments To Make Her Break Up With You -
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kisses slow intentional and just enough to leave us wanting more
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i want to fall asleep in your safe arms and wake up still being held
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KarDarthshian Vader: "I'm like literally your father 💅👄✨"
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