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Absolutely no idea what you mean @100Climbs. Great position for recovery, easy access to the snack cupboard. I do this after every ride
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Can we get #cyclistssarcasticallydrapingthemselvesonkitchencounters trending? @ElizzyBanks @100Climbs No let up till @chrisfroome does one.
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Watched "The Armstrong Lie" last night. Two hours and he never once mentioned setting foot on the Moon.
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We've seen a bit of drivers accusing parents of being irresponsible for riding with their kids on the roads.
Let's be clear, if you can't be trusted to drive on the road with kids in a civilised manner, then with all due respect - you're not fit to drive, so don't.
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A rough week for cycling. There haven’t been this many positive tests in a week since 2006!!!! At least we got to see Le Salmon but no segment records will be broken at Strava Bianchi this year. Terrine-Aramatico is cancelled as is the Milan-San Marino Grand Prix.
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So the races are on but they're cancelled apart from the ones that are not cancelled but they might be. Updates will follow decrees and speculations but basically all races are on or off depending if Schrödinger's box is open or closed.
So, who's going to win Strade Bianche?
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Well, that’s it for the 2020 Pro Professional Cycling season. Hope you all enjoyed it. See you again in 364 days for another edition of Omelette Het Nosebleed.
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How much did 2019 suck? I just came home to $2500 in medical bills, and that's only from Nov + December. In total, only a fraction of what I paid in this year. Crippling.
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If Brexit had merit there would be leaders factually explaining why and a large proportion of the nation positively encouraging its implementation. They are not. Why? Simply because it is a ridiculously stupid concept full of harm for the nation with no real opportunities!
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Very sad to hear the UK’s Swift static indoor cycling champion won the championships riding a bike that didn’t exist and wasn’t even his!!! He was also cycling on roads that didn’t exist past scenery that didn’t exist. So sad for the sport of indoor made-up cycling on computers.
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Who will win the Euro 2019 cycling tournament? Two ladies in the leading group - Eve Lampard and Ellie Vivaldi - together with Pascal Action Man.
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There is no space for people in society who flick their arms on the chaingang !!!! Just move over the next guy/girl will pull through stop being so Fucking dramatic it’s no breakaway and you don’t race anyway. Seriously pisses me off 🤬#pro #prodramaqueen
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Look at this 👀👇
Total domination by Team GB. A great sign ahead of the Le Tour De France! 🇬🇧
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Erik Zabel of the Babushka team rolls back the years to win his first Tour De France (Yorkshire) stage since 2002!! Chateau Erik!!! It’s a little known fact that Erik collects green jerseys. He’s got six!!
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When some dickhead at works says “you ride a bike why aren’t you riding the Tour De Yorkshire”🤦♂️ - I’m not riding it for the same reason you own football boots and don’t play in the premiership #wearebothshit ask a stupid question get a stupid answer
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Such a shame that every single rider has left Team Sky Pro Cycling Team in yesterday’s transfer window to join Team Idiots. I couldn’t believe they’d all leave my favourite team on the same day but I guess that’s pro professional sport for you. Money talks!!!
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Do we have any info on @rusty_woods left/right power balance from liege post removal of leg warmer (singular)?
Asking for a friend.