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Replying to @100Climbs
Absolutely no idea what you mean @100Climbs. Great position for recovery, easy access to the snack cupboard. I do this after every ride
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Can we get #cyclistssarcasticallydrapingthemselvesonkitchencounters trending? ⁦@ElizzyBanks⁩ ⁦@100Climbs⁩ No let up till ⁦@chrisfroome⁩ does one.
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And we wonder why women’s sport is not taken seriously Anyone promoting or supporting this sort of 💩 is NOT an ally of female athletes or gender parity. @SANTINI_SMS @Pinarello_com @Pinarello_UK
Hard at work or hardly working? Taking some time out before potentially flipping out is always a good thing! Stay tuned for my next Rollers trick!! #flippingInvolved For now, check out my style: bit.ly/3hD7jum
Yup. This is it. We’re getting in first with an offer of a special influencer discount of 2.36% on all this-season CycleSnort™️ merch. 🔥 💯
I’ve decided to become a social media influencer. Went for a ride today; took first picture. Realised I needed to undo my zip a bit more. This means lots of middle aged women will reply to this tweet with ‘🔥’ and I’ll be beating off enquiries for product placement, with a stick.
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Watched "The Armstrong Lie" last night. Two hours and he never once mentioned setting foot on the Moon.
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Style points from all members of the family off the scale
Family Bike Ride 🚴🏼👌🏼❤️
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We've seen a bit of drivers accusing parents of being irresponsible for riding with their kids on the roads. Let's be clear, if you can't be trusted to drive on the road with kids in a civilised manner, then with all due respect - you're not fit to drive, so don't.
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Sons of Anarchy extra spotted on his hols at Blackpool 🤷
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A rough week for cycling. There haven’t been this many positive tests in a week since 2006!!!! At least we got to see Le Salmon but no segment records will be broken at Strava Bianchi this year. Terrine-Aramatico is cancelled as is the Milan-San Marino Grand Prix.
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My Zwift form is on 🔥 I reckon I could claim a starting fee 🔥🔥🔥
Seeing all the pro teams withdrawing from racing in March, and wondering if you can get an EOL for Strada Bianche.....
So the races are on but they're cancelled apart from the ones that are not cancelled but they might be. Updates will follow decrees and speculations but basically all races are on or off depending if Schrödinger's box is open or closed. So, who's going to win Strade Bianche?
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a legit solution
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Responsible leadership 👇
STATEMENT: Mitchelton-SCOTT position regarding COVID-19. Following extensive discussions, we have made the decision to withdraw our teams from the next period of racing, regardless of the individual Government Regulations in place. More details 👇 greenedgecycling.com/news/mi…
And so speaketh the lord
Today's Lesson from The Book of Kirby. 7:21 Be not a cheat, for cheats do not prosper. But, if thou will cheat, be nice. For did not Lancifer get cast down and his name smote from The Great Book of Records because yea he did cheat but yet he was too a bit of a twat?
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Couldn’t have said it better 👇
Note to self: Taking drugs and cheating fellow riders = ok Dropping bike on fellow rider = not ok