Just whatever

Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined May 2011
“We were going on our honeymoon and the flights were cancelled. No one from Easy Jet was prepared to help. Absolutely heartbroken.”
🚨| Fulham drop their new home kit for the 2023/2024 season. 👀
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“That was easily the hardest match I’ve ever had to deal with” 💔 An emotional victory for Jordan Brown, as close friend Mark Allen opens up about the possibility of retirement following their match.
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Stick with it bonny lad. 😞
Hope Mark Allen gets the help he so badly needs. That was a gut wrenching watch 💛
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Hope Mark Allen gets the help he so badly needs. That was a gut wrenching watch 💛
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Greatness is in our DNA 🧬 In Boston, it's #DifferentHere
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Joe retweeted
BREAKING: Multiple online services are down or 'experiencing issues.' Google Cloud has reported "issues" in its western Europe region affecting dozens of websites, including; Revolut, Royal Mail and HSBC. Latest updates ➡️ trib.al/M16q5UZ 📺 Sky 501
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Joe retweeted
Sean Lock said it best
Why do them clowns in England hate when you say "can I get" in a restaurant? What the fuck else are we meant to say?
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😂😂😂
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Craig Hope after #NUFC won against Hull and Craig Hope after #NUFC lost against Villa 🤣🤣🤣
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On this day October 18th, 1994, “Murder Was The Case (The Soundtrack)” was released on Death Row Records. What’s your favorite song?!
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It takes a lot for a fight to move the needle for me, but this blew my shit clean off (crazy style)
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Just to highlight how fucking poor this Premier League refereeing is… Jarred Gillett gives Newcastle offside, yet Aston Villa take the resulting free kick INSIDE the Newcastle half, exactly where the linesman is indicating the offside occurred. And this is in the build-up to Villa’s goal. Can someone explain how an offside offence in Villa’s half results in a free kick for Villa in Newcastle’s half? Make that make fucking sense. 🤦‍♂️ #NUFC #AVFC #PremierLeague
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No way 🤣😭
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Throwback to this Eddie Hearn slip up on live TV 🤣
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A few years ago, Simon Jordan had a gun shoved into his face and had a 100k watch stolen!😳 Here is his call to the police!
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Back in the starting XI 💪🇧🇷
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I need to get one of these 😀🙄
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BACK AT ST. JAMES' PARK. IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓⚔️
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Can these two make a comeback please ? 🤣
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Joe retweeted
Amar Dedić pin badges go on sale this evening in 1 hours time @ 6pm! 🇧🇦 Very, very quick giveaway competition! For your chance to win one of the standard badges, simply; - Repost this post 🔁 - Follow @Magpin1 ✅ Winner announced just before 6pm. Good luck! #NUFC
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