Are you Old Nick?

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Joined September 2017
One of my favourite niches in movies is when two people having a fight will stop and be normal for a minute before carrying on trying to kill each other like nothing happened
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His account location tells you all you need to know
Quick message to Premier League fans praying for Manchester City to get relegated. Don't come begging when the Premier League becomes boring. Don't start asking the league to forgive us when you realise you've spent years watching us play football you can only dream of. Let us go and make the Championship the most entertaining league in Europe in peace. And please, don't start watching the Championship because of the good football. Stay in your Premier League and enjoy your football. You wanted us gone, so learn to live without us.
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Sean Lock said it best
Why do them clowns in England hate when you say "can I get" in a restaurant? What the fuck else are we meant to say?
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For anyone getting triggered by this post, it’s really not that deep. I just remembered a funny clip of Sean Lock talking about it 🤣
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We ignoring the fact he’s labelled the best tier ‘SS’?
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In what world is that a bicycle kick?
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Why is number 3 there? All he did was win Britain’s Got Talent
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Left wing for Spurs
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Innocent animal that did nothing wrong. Like destroying a bus after someone stepped out in front of it and got pancaked.
Thatms not on, that tiger should be shot in the head for what it did to the poor man william_chapman, which it should,
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That’s awful man, fuck
‘Breaking Bad’ star RJ Mitte has died by suicide at the age of 34, TMZ reports. (tmz.com/2026/10/12/rj-mitte-…)
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Calling yourself ‘The Nightmare’ at 33 is crazy btw
KSI says “f*ck Jake Paul” 3 times while announcing his official retirement from boxing 😭😭😭
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Ronaldo attacking someone for using Botox
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Nothing endorses a product quite like the testimony of someone convicted of a sex crime
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Adult version of the Ice Age baby in the first picture
Simon Cowell at 19 vs him now at 66... this man does not age! 🤯 He looks absolutely mouth watering.
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Wait until he finds out which side pumping limitless money into the game has priced out normal people from legal subscriptions
Bet more than half these hypocrites on here slagging City off are watching the PL on a dodgy firestick!!! 😂
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The state thought they could just remand Danny Tommo to prison and the Patriot Platform would go quiet. Think again.
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Beautiful reading
My 15 year-old son, a huge City fan who is now being bullied at school due to the outrageous media pile-on against City, has just listened to a @talkSPORT news bulletin where the announcer has just compared City CEO Soriano to a Bond villain. Shame on you, @talkSPORT #mcfc
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SEARLE EDGES WILLIE! Ryan Searle survives FOUR match darts to overcome William O'Connor and book his place in round two! 📺 bit.ly/WGP26Live #WGPDarts | R1
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Carlos Tevez seeing City lose all their titles but he’s got one with their biggest rivals
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