I just got a delivery from The Ordinary and I don’t think I know what order to put anything on in? But ...I don’t think I can go wrong? I’ve spent enough years watching YouTubers, I *think* I’m an expert.

How many episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee do I have to watch before someone calls the police?

Honey, you know it!

It’s Saturday and I had dim sum earlier and @dicksandvodka is the bestest friend. Ok that’s it. ❤️❤️

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Dearest @PearlsFromMyrna - I found these dishes at a thrift store but am not sure if they are useful or lazy. Please advise.

Thanks bb. I did it. I did all the things. Also I’m now doing ...

It’s my anniversary today (last one before we get married) and I’m ...at a bar, waiting for Aaron to get off work. I want to be sure he knows what he’s getting into with this wedding thing. Am I doing it right?

DUHHH

Awe thanks!

On. It.