One half of the @canwecult podcast. I love sharks and I am a Leo. She/Her. #ladypodsquad

Portland, OR
Joined December 2017
I just got a delivery from The Ordinary and I don’t think I know what order to put anything on in? But ...I don’t think I can go wrong? I’ve spent enough years watching YouTubers, I *think* I’m an expert.
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How many episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee do I have to watch before someone calls the police?
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The fucking CAUCASITY of this bitch. I can not. xitter.cf/kgwnews/status/1009309…
Protesters confront DHS secretary Kirstjen Nielsen at Mexican restaurant on.kgw.com/2MHnGXA
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I’ve never been more fucking ashamed of myself. xitter.cf/canwecult/status/10073…
Coworkers: *noting how red and weepy my eyes are* Me: It's allergies. And also my @Starbucks order was wrong so I got pretty emotional. Some can't tell if I'm serious, and I love that. Happy Thursday!
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Episode 49! We’re sans internet and full of pollen so it’s a doozy! @dicksandvodka gives an update on NXIVM & @CWCMeagan talks The Merry Pranksters! bit.ly/2sCjCPU Thanks to @notanotherxfpod for their promo and @eartrumpetaudio & @PdxPipeline for their ❤️
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Is it normal to just sit in your car, outside of your house, and think about how easy it would be to just sleep IN the car and maybe have a pizza delivered? No? Just me? Cool.
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It’s Saturday and I had dim sum earlier and @dicksandvodka is the bestest friend. Ok that’s it. ❤️❤️
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MY BRAIN AND HEART HURT EQUALLY! xitter.cf/mametown/status/100197…
There is a zero percent chance Trump hasn’t watched her sex tape.
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I HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED! WHO WANTS TO ARGUE?! xitter.cf/dicksandvodka/status/9…
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Dearest @PearlsFromMyrna - I found these dishes at a thrift store but am not sure if they are useful or lazy. Please advise.
It’s my anniversary today (last one before we get married) and I’m ...at a bar, waiting for Aaron to get off work. I want to be sure he knows what he’s getting into with this wedding thing. Am I doing it right?
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Shit! Great idea! “I Hate All Of This” “Allison. Stop it.” “Let’s Cult!” Just some of the things I say regularly ... xitter.cf/dicksandvodka/status/9…
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The last few days have been filled with feelings. SO much justice for women and girls who have been violated and/or taken from this world, and for their families who have waited for an eternity. Though these fuckers caught is supposed to feel great, it can be hard for some...
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Please know that if you're having confusing feelings about serial rapists being brought to justice, while you feel you may never see someone who hurt you in cuffs... I see you, and I'm with you. I believe you. You are not alone.
I’m listening to Ep 379: “6969 Cool Street” - a favorite of mine. #nice xitter.cf/canwecult/status/98811…
Differences as we prep for tonight’s show: - Allie listens to calm music, annotates, and takes great notes - Across town, MK listens to @MBMBaM and types wildly
We have a live show tomorrow and I keep dry heaving. Any pod buddies have advice? Anyone at all have any suggestions for how to not cry in public? #LadyPodSquad #PodernFamily
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