Criminal defense attorney that wishes she lived in the Sorkin universe instead of this timeline.

Madison, Wisconsin
Joined January 2009
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never deleting this app
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The text of a constitutional amendment is not a "loophole." (And it says exactly what was intended.)
Replying to @justinamash
Why should a loophole in the Fourteenth Amendment—designed for freed slaves—now incentivize illegal immigration? The intent matters, not just the text. The authors didn’t foresee the modern abuse of birthright citizenship.
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Peter Krause joking that Taylor Swift wrote Peter about him has me in literal tears from laughing
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“you block people over politics?” girl i block people when they don’t like taylor swift xitter.cf/ChanelTardy/status/187…
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Is Aaron Sorkin writing Tim Walz? 🫶
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What I like most about this clip is that she's already at why before he asks it. She's gamed out all the most likely questions and has ready answers. Great advocacy.
If you’re looking for a masterclass in lawyering, listen to this clip of Elizabeth Prelogar absolutely demolishing Justice Sam Alito - she got her hands on him and didn’t let him go 😭 I know who my GOAT is (also that’s @Eli_Kunene dying in the background).
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Banks are private entities, and therefore not subject to the First Amendment. Attorneys General really ought to be aware of this.
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Doing everything humanly possible to prove that every accusation of theocracy leveled against the right is, in fact, correct.
Tennessee governor signs bill allowing public officials to refuse to perform same-sex marriages trib.al/FBCURwJ
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The ethical and unconflicted expectations of district attorneys does not change based on race and gender. If you want to be a prosecutor, then you should be expected to adhere to the highest ethical standards.
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The thing I tell all my witnesses is that you need to scream at the other lawyer that their questions are lies
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A sentence imposed extends far beyond the man who comes before the court. #CriminalJusticeReform
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Well Michigan won the national championship and Taylor Swift won the Super Bowl. That’s pretty much a perfect game for me. (That was my effort at a sports metaphor. Think I nailed it. 😬)
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OMG. Stormy Daniel went there 🤣
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 Moving a state criminal prosecution to federal court under 28 USC 1442 does not change the nature of the charges. So if Trump or other defendants in Fulton County move the case to federal court, they still won’t be eligible for federal pardons!👇
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Sometimes, you have to pull out your ace in the hole: asking the person to read literally anything anyone has ever said or written about you
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All Too Well: All To Well (10 Min Version) as Trump Documents Indictment: Trump 1/6 Indictment. #IYKYK #TrumpArraignment #taylorswift
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Here’s Jack Smith’s nearly instant devastating response to Trump’s 5 pm filing. As Smith explains, there is no First Amendment right to publicize the discovery materials provided to defendant to help him prepare his defense. Period. storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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During the 2017 Las Vegas mass shooting (where 60 American citizens died at a country music festival) the singer on stage at the time was Jason Aldean. Without warning the crowd, he heroically dropped his mic and ran like a MF Josh Hawley on January 6th. Try that in a small town.
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