@Auterr

“life is pain, but sometimes pain is just bread in French” - @facsimilitude auspicious light • she/her • im 30 •

Joined April 2009
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FUCK I just realized I think therefore I am
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@SomeBitchIIKnowOct 17
There’s nothing quite like switching the heat on for the first time in half a year and having your nose assaulted with the scent of Eau de Housefire.
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Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 16
"Aiding and abetting a fugitive" Okay. So it's illegal to chop it up with my friend just because he's fleeing justice??
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@JayydeennnOct 13
Dudes be like “free my guy” and his bond $250, bro go get him
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hi it's me, the character you're customizing. i don't mean to be rude, but could you hurry up? the background music is starting to annoy me. also the outfit you gave me looks nice and i understand you want to fully appreciate it but you've spun me around so much that i'm dizzy
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señorita@NOToggpOct 13
#NotAllWomen
💲@basedmotionOct 13
Women have a level of patience with us that we genuinely don’t deserve
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megan@diarrheameganOct 13
Damn girl are you today's date because you are Tuesday, October 13th, 2026
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Saying the alphabet in Spanish is so ridiculous wtf is igriega like that's a whole word
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didn't know "Bandicoot" was a real animal. thought the beautiful boys at Sony just made it up
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personally i fucking love it when people ride my coattails. hop on little buddy. we are going to ukraine
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romy 🪶@butchspockOct 11
sam to frodo
soup🕷️@thrluvOct 10
i would fight 1000 dragons for you. i would lose to the first one but please know i was VERY brave
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Happy 10/10 to the 10/10’s
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 7
Who up taking damage
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on my period rn
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Good morning ☀️ You don’t have to figure everything out today. Just make today count. Hope you all have a great day!
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colin@bonyromoSep 25
They’re saying 31 is the new 26
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cuckold jones@cuckcatSep 25
nice tweets bro are you on the spectrum
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e-transfer me that pussy
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jubilee episode idea, 20 people from dallas vs. 1 person from houston
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