“life is pain, but sometimes pain is just bread in French” - @facsimilitude auspicious light • she/her • im 30 •
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also the clerk questioned 1995 on my ID when i was buying beer and said they dont believe that. on one hand, slay. on the other hand, please let me buy this beer.
can’t buy bay leaves bc i can’t reach the one bottle that’s in the back on the top row. fuck my 5ft tall chungus life
i know a lot of people are arguing over this but i actually think it’s delightful and interesting to see the cultural differences between countries. maybe we should all have more whimsy and joy instead of hate and anger 😭
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this happened to me watching the hobbit once but i just couldn’t stop laughing
walked outside just now expecting mid/upper 80s and was hit with 73 and breezy. i about fell to my knees from pure joy
some UK bitch decided to call me a stupid cunt saying i’m an idiot for not knowing it was americans who invented it then block me bc i said i like that the UK adopted paracetamol abbreviation vs acetaminophen. what is bro TALKING about. seek help motherfucker
