texas lol. about an hour from the LA border

i look gorgeous today and you’re all gonna hear about it. sorry

i hope you pay her a living wage

this pleases me

that looks so good…………..

working at a reasonable and acceptable hour today

“hey man, i think we should maybe treat everyone with dignity and respect and perhaps maybe not kill innocent children” “yeah well let’s agree to disagree!”

there’s more 😂 bc it’s even better the next day

not a single drop left

jesus christ…

fuuuuuuuuck 🤤

whole house smells like gumbo. cant wait for dinner time 🤤

also the clerk questioned 1995 on my ID when i was buying beer and said they dont believe that. on one hand, slay. on the other hand, please let me buy this beer.

can’t buy bay leaves bc i can’t reach the one bottle that’s in the back on the top row. fuck my 5ft tall chungus life

i know a lot of people are arguing over this but i actually think it’s delightful and interesting to see the cultural differences between countries. maybe we should all have more whimsy and joy instead of hate and anger 😭