She told me to read the situation I told that bitch I’m dyslexic

FUCK I just realized I think therefore I am

men who call women “females” need to be locked up and be punished with a lifetime of community service

republicans be like “liberals are too soft” then literally cry whenever they get the slightest amount of criticism

god bless everyone who still calls this app twitter

another day another fricken dollar

being a little sleepy but still showing up to work is one of the most bravest things a person can do

god photosynthesis probably feels good as fuck for plants like straight converting sunlight into sugar… insane

thank you iphone for the word recommendations that’s exactly what I was trying to say

it’s very unfair that old people got to destroy the world and still get to operate motorized vehicles

thank god we have access to delicious caffeinated beverages in this fast paced modern society

how it feels trying to keep up with current events

socialism but it’s for beer

hoping all the microplastics I’ve consumed give me the ability to tap to pay if I stand too close to a card reader

every time I see a cyber truck I pray that it explodes

society would be so much better if we could harness the true power of friendship

people be starting to have kids and start a family and the only thing i’m having is a good time

i’ll just be doing some light thinking then remember that the mitochondria is fr the powerhouse of the cell… crazy world we live in

it’s kinda crazy that the dab pen, peter griffin, and the nuclear bomb all exist at the same time

in my next life i’m choosing to be a fat frog whose sole purpose is to chill on a lilly pad

a genuine compliment from the heart should count as legal tender money