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ZeroFuksGiven

@AllanFuks

The correct pronunciation is Fooks but shockingly people don't often get that right.

Joined December 2008
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Do you agree? #comedy #standup #funnyreel #standupcomedy
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Hey @rogerwaters fuck you. How pathetic and out of touch you’ve become. The only way you seem to get attention these days is by vomiting out bullshit in the press. My father always thought you were a cunt — thanks for proving him right. 🤡 #fuckrogerwaters
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Terrible news. Marvel Comics legend Peter David's been taken off Medicaid, which means his medical bills and living expenses just skyrocketed. If you can, please consider chipping in. gofundme.com/f/help-peter-da…
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Donate to Help Peter David's Family, organized by Graham Murphy

It is with a heavy heart that I relay that Peter David passed away on May 24th. Many have bee… Graham Murphy needs your support for Help Peter David's Family

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*9/11 hijacker in the afterlife* “What? You’re taking away my 72 virgins?” “Yeah sorry, the prevailing online theory is that Israel did it.”
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Does Ben Affleck only know two women
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Happy Untoward Tuesday! This one is going to be a doozey.... @kikismom55 #AlecBaldwin LIVE 10ET
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Untoward Tuesday starting soon! weeeee! @kikismom55 youtube.com/live/5uy8TvSFz-U…
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Such a fun show with @AllanFuks tonight! We didn’t even MEAN to wear matching outfits! 😂 #ootd
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#debate in a nutshell
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I need a fashion intervention. #fashioncrime #poortaste #comedyreel #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #comic #funnyreel
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#keanucast got quite untoward last night. 6:10 time stamp for the whole clip. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 youtube.com/live/w6G26eu9DvA…
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Malaysia's PM was an anti-semitic Holocaust denier who called Jews "hooked nose." They've jailed gay ppl. Corruption has led to billions being lost. But @JocelynChia-a comic with no political power-telling jokes in a basement earned the biggest outcry? 🖕 nytimes.com/2023/06/09/arts/…

Comedian’s Malaysia Joke Prompts Threats and a Diplomatic Incident (Published 2023)

Jocelyn Chia’s line about the 2014 missing airliner was part of a Comedy Cellar set in April. But when video was posted this week, outrage poured in.

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Keanu Cast episode 4 is in the books my luvs! Follow @coreytcomedy and @AllanFuks and leave my mother alone unless you are @StancilJim 😂 Listen and subscribe! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 youtube.com/live/S-kfEJruW14…
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Doesn’t he look happy!? 😂😂 @AllanFuks
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Replying to @BurningBrennan @geno_bisconte @ItsEdited @CompoundAmerica @OGActress @levy_sir @keanuCthompson @patdixon @AllanFuks
#beautifulboys
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Egyptians don't get enough credit for whipping up the first pyramid scheme.
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No one saw this coming #NFT #boredape
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How is there not a matchmaking app for potheads called Edibles Arrangements?
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