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99 Server Problems

@99serverprobs

Please wait to be seated.

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Is butter a carb? #MeanGirls @99serverprobs @bitchywaiter @waitresslife
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Bitchy Waitress@1bitchywaitress19 Oct 2014
Replying to @99serverprobs
@99serverprobs Why do employee meetings always have to be so early? We work late the night before & then proceed to drink. They know better
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I'm so sick of fake smiling. 😬 @99serverprobs
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Server Chronicles@ServerChronicle1 Jun 2014
Hello, welcome to the land of double standards. I'll be your trusty meal slave today. Feel free to talk to me as shitty as mgmt does. #fuck
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May your aprons be as bountiful as a new Mother's milk engorged breasts this Mother's Day weekend!
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Apparently the church crowd is unaware of the 7 deadly sins.... 2 of which are Gluttony & greed... #serverproblems
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Terms of endearment such as sweetheart, honey, baby, etc.. Are really just code for fucker, asshole, bitch etc. in server lingo #serverlife
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TGI Fuck You!
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I'm in love with a tipper. 🎶😂
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Your Server Is..?@ServerSeries23 Oct 2013
If your service is too fast it's probably because we hate you and want you to leave #justsaying #serverproblems
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Robert Irvine
@RobertIrvine24 Oct 2013
Let's get some RTs going! #restaurantimpossible in 1 hour. Let's do this!
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"If I ran this place do you know how much more profit they could make?" #isaythiseveryday
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Theater Problems@Movie_Probz22 Sep 2013
“@MadiiElizabeth: Yeah. This is me every single day. @Movie_Probz xitter.cf/MadiiElizabeth/status/…”
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Candice@cmarieKC13 Sep 2013
Are you cheap AF? Read this! @ServingyouProbz @BartenderRants @waitresslife #idonttip #pos
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Seen this in a Mexican restaurant at the hostess stand. Love it!
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If we offend you by anything we say then you're probably part of our problems @99serverprobs @BartenderProb @ServerPr0blems @frontdoorqueen
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Server Problems@itsaserverslife2 May 2013
To people who over tip because their friends under tip THANK YOU #GreatHumanBeings #servertruths
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Waitress Bitch@waitress_bitch14 Apr 2013
We really need to soundproof the waitress station...
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Angry Server@angryserver77517 Feb 2013
Recently started writing "tip your server 20%" on every piece of currency that I get my hands on.
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Just4funsa@Just4funsa24 Feb 2013
My new show is called Booze Clues, where I use clues laying around the house to try to reconstruct who and what the fuck I did last night...
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