Hostess Problems

You have no idea how many times I yell "corner" and "behind" in public settings

Why is making a reservation such a difficult concept to people?

Giant shoutout to all the servers who claim they never get enough tables but freak out when I give them two deuces in a row

All I want this year for Christmas is for people to stop yelling at me because you can not call ahead for the wait list

10pm is probably not the best time to bring your 4 year old child out to eat but hey I'm just saying

I hope screaming about your cold pasta helps you sleep at night ma'am

I will constantly tell everyone how much I hate my job but nothing would offend me more than if my shifts were given to someone else

No I don't have the calorie count of this food memorized but I promise that if you're concerned that isn't food you should be eating

There's a special place in hell for whoever invented doubles and for that guy that keeps scheduling me them

Do customers see us rolling our eyes while walking away from them

If it was up to me, booths wouldn't exist but that's just my opinion

Tonight I work with the hot server soooo thats a plus

I can go without seeing some friends for a few weeks and feel okay about it but I can't handle two shifts without my favourite co workers

There is always that one employee who is ALWAYS happy. I hate that one employee.

Today a woman asked me to butter her bread for her. Your 4 dollar soup doesn't count as an entree and I assume your husband hates you. Ps no

Everyone has that little work flirt. It'll never go anywhere, but my night would suck without him