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@818Newbie

Creepy Old male pervert - wearing Vans; avi is NOT me.

 Town of Ponce Inlet Florida
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Joined May 2014
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I took all your songs off my playlist today
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Amusement parks are not amusing
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I hate sitting in traffic. Because I always get ran over
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*reading instructions on how to escape killer bees “Run away, get inside, and turn off lamps so they’re not attracted to the lights.” This is my action plan for avoiding neighbors, so I’m ready for this.
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I just want someone that'll perfectly cut the crust off my sandwiches.
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I'm old enough to know what "turn" the channel and "dial" a number really means.
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Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner
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I used to only be interested in dating older men and now I just want to be with someone who watched the same cartoons that I did as a kid
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Death is calling my name. SOS – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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Crap. – at Hartford, CT
818 (@818Newbie) profile picture818@818Newbie16 Apr 2019
Penny loafers may diminish your street cred somewhat.
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On the upside, being single for so long has saved me a fortune on gym memberships from just carrying my testicles everywhere I go.
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