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🎶I want to fly away 🎶
RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs AND two roundtrip tickets to Dallas, courtesy of our friends at @AlaskaAir → bit.ly/FlyAlaska050123
ALT Blue graphic with image of Kraken-themed alaska airlines plane text in red says Retweet to win kraken & stars logo in center
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I would also like to remind everyone that we must turn out massively for this movie, so that we can eventually get a movie where a giant CG worm lectures Jason Momoa on political philosophy for three or four hours 🙏
‘DUNE PART 2’ will release one year from today.
See what movies are releasing soon: bit.ly/Dates2022
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Honestly the most relatable bit of The Rings of Power is the storyline where Elrond tries really hard to be a good friend despite being a massive flake because he has no real sense of time and keeps fucking off for years to worry about goblins.
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The manager of Aldershot Town, Mark Molesley, has given surely the greatest football interview ever:
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i don't know what Advent of Code is. instead of looking it up, I'm assuming that every day they reveal yet another uncanny aspect of JavaScript. open today's door and "true + true === 2" falls out, stifling your cries with the crushing weight of its truthiness
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I moderate /r/kafka and people often mistake for a subreddit about the programming language. Our users have almost spontaneously developed their own way for dealing with this confusion. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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God damn it I was trying to catch up with the zeitgeist but got confused and just watched White Oleander for no reason
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This is terrible for the whales off Whidbey Island. The lower southern resident orcas struggle as is. Shipping makes it worse.
npr.org/sections/money/2021/…
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"I have a flashlight on my phone."
That's for when it's 1:30AM and you're 9 episodes in with 2% battery and you realize you unplugged your charger so you're leaning over the bed looking for the power strip trying not to fall to your doom.
Please buy a real flashlight.
Please.
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the sumerian myth for the invention of writing is great, a king is trying to get a messenger to relay a long poetic insult, the messenger can't remember it, so the king invents writing, and when the other king receives the message he just stares at the tablet like wtf is this
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A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder
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This man can hold a press conference for a global audience of press outlets at a moment’s notice & his son is on Twitter crying that his first amendment has been denied because he can’t tweet.
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I don't like Bloomberg. But "I'm not asking you to vote against Donald Trump because he's a bad man. I'm asking you to vote against him because he's done a bad job" is a solid line.
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Once in college, a professor begged me to stop putting jokes in my footnotes because it was totally inappropriate for academic papers.
So I stopped, but now I think the real problem was none of my footnotes were as funny as this one:
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Celebrating this month with the greatest poem ever written in English, as per request #NationalPoetryMonth
