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You met me at a very strange time in my life...
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🎶I want to fly away 🎶 RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs AND two roundtrip tickets to Dallas, courtesy of our friends at @AlaskaAir → bit.ly/FlyAlaska050123
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arizona's drought is so bad, random lakes are just evaporating.
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As a bunch of folks have pointed out, Elon Musk paid billions of dollars and all he's achieved is that he's going to be the main character of twitter forever. xitter.cf/maplecocaine/status/10…
maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) profile picturemaple cocaine@maplecocaine3 Jan 2019
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
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In the most amusing fashion yet: xitter.cf/obiwormkenobi/status/1…
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I would also like to remind everyone that we must turn out massively for this movie, so that we can eventually get a movie where a giant CG worm lectures Jason Momoa on political philosophy for three or four hours 🙏
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@DiscussingFilm3 Nov 2022
‘DUNE PART 2’ will release one year from today. See what movies are releasing soon: bit.ly/Dates2022
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Paying for my blue check with Dunning-Krugerrands.
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Honestly the most relatable bit of The Rings of Power is the storyline where Elrond tries really hard to be a good friend despite being a massive flake because he has no real sense of time and keeps fucking off for years to worry about goblins.
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@AFC_GLEN30 Sep 2022
French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂
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This is how AWS calculates its NPS score.
 MAJひ⁶𓅓 (@6figbets) profile picture MAJひ⁶𓅓@6figbets20 Sep 2022
Gun pointed at your head,name one cloud.
Be not afraid
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REPORTER: Hello I’m from the New York Times, I’m calling about a feature we’re writing about your town MAYOR OF OMELAS: *huge sigh* this is about the kid isn’t it
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“What if both sides, but too much?”
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) profile pictureAndrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
@AndrewYang9 Aug 2022
I’m no Trump fan. I want him as far away from the White House as possible. But a fundamental part of his appeal has been that it’s him against a corrupt government establishment. This raid strengthens that case for millions of Americans who will see this as unjust persecution.
confirmed.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn8 Aug 2022
“The left thinks this is hilarious”
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Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) profile pictureRolling Stone
@RollingStone13 Jun 2022
Sources say Trump wants to assert his dominance over an ascendant DeSantis and has even asked some associates if they know any good venues or event spaces — that just happen to be near the Governor’s Mansion in Tallahassee. rol.st/3QlCWdl
Taking Aim at DeSantis, Spooked Trump Considers Launching 2024 Bid in Florida

Taking Aim at DeSantis, Spooked Trump Considers Launching 2024 Bid in Florida

Sources tell Rolling Stone that the former president has been asking if anyone has venues near the governor’s mansion in Tallahassee

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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. winston_smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Twitter HQ,
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The flat was seven flights up, and winston_smith, who was thirty-nine and had a varicose ulcer above his right ankle, went slowly, resting several times on the way.
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On each landing, opposite the lift shaft, the poster with the enormous face gazed from the wall. It was one of those pictures which are so contrived that the eyes follow you about when you move. ELON MUSK IS WATCHING YOU, the caption beneath it ran.
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