Jack Laza - International Man of Mystery

Joined June 2012
#fowler has quickly skyrocketed to the top of the hated list. Cant say one good thing about the #buckeyes. It’s embarrassing.
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@fly2ohare @united 30+ minutes without getting to the gate is ridiculous.
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UA1580 please hold. I am coming if either of you guys can get your shit together.
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I am going to miss my flight due to this bullshit. We are just driving around the airport, in a plane.
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Another year of this @MLB, awesome
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Do better @SouthwestAir. NINETY open seats on my 5 hour flight, and I was not allowed to move two rows ahead so an elderly couple I was seated next to in my row could have more room. We were one of the only full rows on the entire plane. Your new policies stink.
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Another @SouthwestAir flight, another shit experience. Boarding is a disaster. The CEO needs fired and then deported.
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No one’s bag was close to them. A guy in the first row had his bag in row 6. Mine were 2 rows behind. My wife in row 9 with our 2 kids had bags in 10, 12 and 14. And someone is going to get hurt. Someone will reach for a bag and drop it on some old ladies face or head. Just dumb
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Couldn’t upgrade at the 48 hour mark (Alist), inconvenienced with having to look at the 48 hour mark (Alist) hoping I don’t have to yell at a flight attendant tomorrow @SouthwestAir Alist, group 5
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Just paid $20+ for a manhattan at #battistas I don’t think I’ve paid that on strip! I realize they have to pay for the new roof but @VitalVegas make this make sense!?! Viva Las Vegas!
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2nd flight with @SouthwestAir , I did get group 1 this time so bag should be ok. Of course I had to give up all Alist privileges and wake up 48 hours prior to score the seat. #shitshow
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This whole “new @SouthwestAir “ model is absolute hell. Why? My bag is 10 rows back, I’m A-list.. what a literal shitshow of boarding. Helloooo @Delta . See you soon:)
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My 2nd experience with the new @SouthwestAir and… it got worse. Paid for better seats but didn’t get better boarding so my bag is rows behind me, passengers are being shamed for not packing light, and it’s taking significantly longer to board. Seriously. 0/10. I hate this.
My first experience with the new @SouthwestAir system and… I hate it. 0/10. Do not recommend. Can’t wait to do this 7 more times this month 😐 Might have to question my loyalty.
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There have been a ton of tweets out there about the disastrous rollout of assigned seating at @SouthwestAir. Clusters of empty seats and jamming people unnecessarily. Overheads are a disaster. But the worst part for me is ruining the flexibility of travel for A List Preferred.
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Another perk that has been trampled by @SouthwestAir is me not having to wake up to check in. Now that alist means zero, I have to wake up 48hours early to try and get a different seat that will prevent me from getting zone 5, again due to zero bin space for alist customers
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Zack retweeted
Southwest new boarding procedure sucks. I paid extra $ for earlier boarding and plane is already half full and all overhead’s are full when I boarded. Boarding started at 9:55, it’s now 10:42 and they are on Boarding Group 3 of 8. Total BS! @SouthwestAir
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Hey @SouthwestAir , you have to relook at this new boarding process. People sitting up front have to find space for their bags mid plane. No rhyme or reason. Please insist that people put their bags near their own seat!
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So @SouthwestAir i paid for Priority Seating BUT Im GROUP 7?!?! soooo paying moreto board LAST?
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Hey @SouthwestAir why is a 3F seat bought choice preferred, with status and card given boarding group 2 and overhead bins full all the way to row 6 something extra and good? I not flown with a bag in front of my feet in a long time. #swa #newboardingsystemsucks
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Just took off on my first @SouthwestAir flight with assigned seating. I don’t know how this doesn’t turn into a marketing nightmare for them. No room for bags, people going many rows back to stow carry ons, then all the way back to the front for their seats. Plane was 10 minutes late taking off. On top of that, the price is much more for the hassle. They should abort immediately.
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Not sold yet on assigned seating. I got on in Group 5 and had one small area to put my carry on. I also checked a bag. Row 7 aisle. A-list. @SouthwestAir
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