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queer aunt | writer & editor | former cog in the @rmnb

St Louis, MO
Joined April 2011
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Hockey Canada has made zero meaningful changes to their culture. It was all a show. That’s my opinion, but this organization is rotten to the core. Stop protecting yourselves financially and protecting abusers, start protecting kids, period.
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players after every whistle in the nhl playoffs
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me [always]: is now a good time to bring up the time geno malkin wooed his wife with a tiger probably it is right okay good
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nice argument, unfortunately for you i've already portrayed you as perry and hagel looking stupid in the box, and myself as the stoic, honorable four habs sitting silently vs them
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now that’s a hat trick
macklin collecting hats like infinity stones
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Last summer, Alexander Ovechkin signed a lot of sponsorship contracts. My absolute favorites are the ads with his family, where the main role went to Ovi's oldest son, Sergei. Here are the translations of two commercials Ovi with his family
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FRANCE just officially warned USA to stop threatening EU countries. Read as many times as you need and try to understand that this is really happening 🙃
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Entire story is so damn beautiful, but my queer ass is very hung up on wanting to know which hockey player suggested a team skinny dip at 2 am cuz that’s something my gay ass would have said 🤣🤣🤣 like know what would be sooo crazy right now guys…🤪🤪🤪
HOCKEY POWER COUPLE Marie-Philip Poulin. Captain Canada. Clutch in the biggest moments on the ice. Now ready to share their story. Alongside her wife and teammate Laura Stacey. Vulnerable. Raw. And real. Watch the full video here: youtu.be/_F5gzhFvdbY?si=LSFf…
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Replying to @KingsMenPodcast
Boo rhymes with shoot
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And if they say Morgan Wallen they have to skate lines while Chappell Roan blares over the PA until they know all the words to Good Luck Babe.
@ hockey admins please investigate your players’ spotify wrapped when they release i need it so badly
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Charlie Lindgren with my favorite quote about what makes this year’s Capitals group so special: “The locker room. We're a team that gets along extremely well. We got some guys that in their mid-to-upper 30s, and we got these young whippersnappers here that are full of energy.”
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...tiptoes.
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the thing about nic dowd, is that: i love him* *& his dog arlo & speech-pathologist @paigemdowd who is arlo's mom & nic's wife & the work they both do making hockey more accessible to the autism community #DowdsCrowd | #ALLCAPS |#NYRvsWSH
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If you are here watching Twitter die in real time, please drink a water. If you are toasting it/your friends/whatever with an alcohol, please also drink a water with that and maybe have a snack.
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Do I want to see swifties unhinge their collective jaw and eat ticketmaster alive, like a mythical beast of old might? of course I do. I'm a good person.
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Happy Autumn 🌬 It's time for our third event of the season on Monday, November 14, at 7 pm ET. In addition to our amazing readers, Novel November will feature Sanchari Sur from @thepuritan, who will talk about the publication, what they look for in submissions, and more!
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Since it's Indigenous peoples day, let's highlight a few in hockey Ted Nolan, Jack Adams winner. Ojibwe
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", the rabbit replied with great sadness.
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