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queer aunt | writer & editor | former cog in the @rmnb

St Louis, MO
Joined April 2011
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the time between getting home from work, & starting to make dinner & "do things" around the house, is a fairy ring of neurodivergent time distortion & should not be counted
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Hockey Canada has made zero meaningful changes to their culture. It was all a show. That’s my opinion, but this organization is rotten to the core. Stop protecting yourselves financially and protecting abusers, start protecting kids, period.
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players after every whistle in the nhl playoffs
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me [always]: is now a good time to bring up the time geno malkin wooed his wife with a tiger probably it is right okay good
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nice argument, unfortunately for you i've already portrayed you as perry and hagel looking stupid in the box, and myself as the stoic, honorable four habs sitting silently vs them
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now that’s a hat trick
macklin collecting hats like infinity stones
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Last summer, Alexander Ovechkin signed a lot of sponsorship contracts. My absolute favorites are the ads with his family, where the main role went to Ovi's oldest son, Sergei. Here are the translations of two commercials Ovi with his family
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not saying i have or haven't gotten into "heated rivalry" but if anyone wants to beta a fic or three lmk 👀
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WHAT IS THIS CUTENESS HIS LITTLE “uppie!” ARMS #ALLCAPS
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@rmnb please provide analysis
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GOING TO THE GAME
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day
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FRANCE just officially warned USA to stop threatening EU countries. Read as many times as you need and try to understand that this is really happening 🙃
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Entire story is so damn beautiful, but my queer ass is very hung up on wanting to know which hockey player suggested a team skinny dip at 2 am cuz that’s something my gay ass would have said 🤣🤣🤣 like know what would be sooo crazy right now guys…🤪🤪🤪
HOCKEY POWER COUPLE Marie-Philip Poulin. Captain Canada. Clutch in the biggest moments on the ice. Now ready to share their story. Alongside her wife and teammate Laura Stacey. Vulnerable. Raw. And real. Watch the full video here: youtu.be/_F5gzhFvdbY?si=LSFf…
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Replying to @KingsMenPodcast
Boo rhymes with shoot
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And if they say Morgan Wallen they have to skate lines while Chappell Roan blares over the PA until they know all the words to Good Luck Babe.
@ hockey admins please investigate your players’ spotify wrapped when they release i need it so badly
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Joel Edmundson is truly himself at all times and I Appreciate that. #GoKingsGo
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missed that time i got famous
Fun Fact: Evgeni Malkin has statues of Alien and Predator outside his home named Ovi and Kuznetsov 😭 (h/t @youripides, @SibneyCrombsy)
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Back at ye ol’ hockey house. 😌 #GoKingsGo
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Charlie Lindgren with my favorite quote about what makes this year’s Capitals group so special: “The locker room. We're a team that gets along extremely well. We got some guys that in their mid-to-upper 30s, and we got these young whippersnappers here that are full of energy.”
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