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being silly, for fun and profit

Joined February 2011
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London Drugs sells records now and while it’s mostly just overpriced reissues, the price tags are *wildly* easy to switch. Just got Exile on Main Street for 20 bucks while waiting for my prescriptions.
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Is NoHo Hank’s accent just Anthony Carrigan doing an impression of his wife?
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This sure ain't my Prairie farmer Grandpa's CCF/NDP.
Replying to @goldsbie
At the start of March, the Globe reported that Airbnb executive Nathan Rotman would be leading the Alberta NDP's campaign:
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Rachel Notley in 2027, it’s raining ash, the air is thick: Remember when we built TMX? Think of all the amazing things we can do if we work together!
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And that’s what a good leader does. Build a massive oil pipeline, then repeatedly lose elections, like a boss.
Asked by @JuliaWongCBC to about the NDP’s record, @DShepYEG said Notley was the only premier recently “to build a pipeline to tidewater.”
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Some of the greatest directors alive will never capture something like this. The moment he breaks the fourth wall and starts singing along is one of the most beautiful moments ever caught on film.
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just one more cop bro. i promise bro just one more cop and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more cop. please just one more. one more cop and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just give me one more cop i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more cop thats i
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This is what stuff should cost: Can of pop: $1 Coffee (drip): $1.50 Espresso drink: $3.00 Sandwich: $5 Movie ticket: $10 Phone bill: $30 Internet: $30 Rent (with roommates): $400 Rent (alone): $750 House: $150,000
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It’s my wife @erinlauraoneil’s bday and she’s the coolest. Please enjoy this pic of her and our friend’s dog.
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BREAKING: RCMP currently raiding the Yintah arresting Wet'suwet'en land defenders on bogus charges. C-IRG police forces accountable to no one but fossil fuel companies continue to protect invading companies while attacking Indigenous peoples on their homelands. #COPSOFFTHEYINTAH
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As people are talking about the Iraq war on its 20th anniversary. I like to present to you one of the greatest articles of all time on it.
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We are calling for the @YourAlberta to follow Manitoba’s lead and expand on diabetes care by covering CGMs. CGMs provide improved quality of life, better health and reduce urgent care by diabetics. #pump4life #abhealth #t1d #cgm #ableg
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i think it's so cool that every CEO at every company suddenly decided exactly five to seven percent of their workforce needed to not work anymore. what a weird coincidence
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Last of Us and Skinamarink have opened to wild success this year bc their style of horror doesn't rely on jump scares or gore but simply on showing audiences what it would be like to live in Alberta
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Me when I say “Inshallah”
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All I want for Christmas is for us to recognize that every dollar we spend criminalizing homelessness is a dollar we could’ve better spent on housing, care, and economic opportunity.
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