Yo, Ding Dong, man. Ding Dong. Ding Dong, yo. (Ding/Dong) | ~90% posts/retweets of things I think are funny | Ethan Winters Enthusiast | #ReleaseTheDominikCut

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I dislike that I have to binge watch Cyberpunk Edgerunners season 2 all bc Netflix refuses to stop releasing every episode at once, and everyone online spoiling *EVERYTHING* asap. The hype fizzles out quickly too Weekly releases will always be better than the abysmal binge model
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And why would you tell all of Twitter this
Girl I made out with at the bar over the summer ig story is full of her friends wishing her a happy 18th im going to be sick
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every culture war discourse around videogames these days is just masturbation olympics
You really want to tell me with a straight fave that she isn’t hot you are a joke man
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fma 03’s ost did such a good job at setting the tone, the music here specifically is so haunting
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I was a teacher before law school. I couldn’t convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.
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This can only really be true if you believe memories to be valueless, which is not something anyone believes.
the more i think about it the more video games as a concept the more they horrify me. just a machine for totalizing disassociation which consumes days or years and leaves you with nothing
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I’ll concede that my most cherished memories of video games invariably include bonding with other people, though. Whether that bonding be in the games themselves or in the communities around them. I assume that’d be considered productive even by OP’s standards.
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That’s fine. If I played video games because they gave me things it wouldn’t be a very good source of leisure.
the more i think about it the more video games as a concept the more they horrify me. just a machine for totalizing disassociation which consumes days or years and leaves you with nothing
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peak opening level track
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Both prequels specialize in making the viewer dread the day the protagonists turn into the worst versions of themselves. We are aware that one day Jimmy turns into a criminal, and John turns into Mark Wahlberg
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Peak fight and peak music
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why does every "realistic visuals" mod for fallout new vegas make the game look like this
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senior year i was the only white person in a 400 African diaspora class. One time the prof asked us to raise our hand if we thought OJ’s innocent and I tried to play it safe and raised my hand. But literally not one other hand went up so i had to defend OJ alone in a debate lmao
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This is probably my favourite character beat from the entirety of Watchmen. Dan has been taking Rorschach's shit the whole story and blows up at him... and Rorschach apologises and acknowledges it's hard being his friend but he does care about Dan as a friend.
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This was Castlevania’s art style for a very specific period that lasted for like 6 years. I think it’s undoubtedly the best the art for Castlevania has ever looked but it’s not integral to the series or anything.
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Me: "Don't you dare" sounds perfectly normal but "do not you dare" sounds ridiculous which is insane because "don't" is a contraction for "do not." Doctor: I meant is anything bothering you physically
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THEN WHY IS IT ON MY TL
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Reception for KONAMI’s redemption tour has been largely positive. A lot of it comes down to the fact that they’ve observably let creators put their unique spin on their IPs. Even if this statement was cynical, they have walked the talk. A shockingly competent redemption tour.
Konami president Hayakawa believes AI “won’t bring a significant change” to the game market. “Humans” and “creators” are crucial for developing innovative games automaton-media.com/en/news/…
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honestly kind of gross to paint a woman who was raped and groomed as some sort of liar or sociopath when she clearly created theranos as a trauma response (and motivated by Balwani). is she innocent? no, ofc not. but it feels a little weird to paint her as some villain.
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Devotion truly is about its namesake. A man’s devotion to his faith. A wife’s devotion to her husband. A daughter’s devotion to her father. All of which are downstream from a society’s devotion to its norms. Also the man’s faith is fucking stupid. What a moron.
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Fr tho, we could have stopped making PTlikes after Devotion. Nothing has yet topped it, and I kinda doubt anything will. Up there with SOMA in terms of haunting me *years* after I played it.
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