hypocrite at your service.
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Joined March 2008
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It’s so fucking funny to me that for 4 years, Congress was like
“*wags finger* oh trump u wacky scamp! We should do something about ur horsehockey but we wont cuz u deserve one more chance u whippersnapper!”
And now Trump psychos with guns have broken into where they work lol
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Obsessed with these Trump protestors who broke windows to get into the Capitol Building but then stayed inside the red ropes
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But really... fuck Democrats more than anyone. Picked the most worthless fucking candidate I’ve ever voted for. Giant losers.
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I mean it’s really a cult, it’s not even about his presidency anymore. We didn’t see stuff like this for Romney. We didn’t see this for McCain. We didn’t see this for Bush. They’ve made Trump their entire personality solely bc of his hatred for others.
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“Wanna have one more drink?”
- could be creepy
- kinda vulnerable
- demonstrates questionable willpower
“Join me, for my thirst knows no bounds”
- vampire
- ancient ritual
- v powerful
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March Madness may be canceled, but you can still enjoy this video of women dunking on the GOP.
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.@AOC on coronavirus rescue bill:
"If we do not get this right, we risk small businesses across the country shutting down, and big businesses experiencing a total pay day with lack of accountability, further consolidating our economy. And that will create a generational issue."
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To clarify, $1200 checks are ONLY going to some w/social sec numbers, NOT immigrants w/ tax IDs (ITINs).
Thanks to GOP, these checks will be cut off the backs of *taxpaying immigrants,* who get nothing. Many are essential workers who pay more taxes than Amazon.
Wall St gets $4T
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My gf just laughed at her own joke for like 2 minutes, and when she finally stopped she goes:
“Ah. Laughing is nice.”
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I passed a woman at the grocery store taking pics of empty shelves.
Me: It’s crazy, right?
Her: I’ll be fine. I just finished a 40 day fast. Just liquids for 40 days.
M: Wow, that’s-
H: It was a spiritual thing for me.
M: Oh, alrigh-
H: Cause I had rectal bleeding.
M: OH.
