former child star who supernova’d. diehard #NYR fan
New York, USA
Joined May 2009
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Literally built her in his algorithm brick by brick
Bricklayer, 49, travels 1,200 miles for dream girl - only to discover she's AI-generated trib.al/3CcGOfk
Bringing my vinyl copy of Cameron Winter - Live at Carnegie Hall to see You Can See Everything and finally becoming the man I was always meant to be
To be fair, I would believe he doesn't pay enough attention to his son to really know about his life
Got to finally meet @RobDenBleyker in PERSON after many years of internet friendship. He drew me something <3 @Explosm the GOATS
Huge for people who don't care enough to remember people's names the first time they meet them (me)
Apple announces its Live Rewind feature for Apple Watch, which will allow users to view what was said around them in the previous 15 seconds. #AppleEvent
Go see it in theaters you will have so much fun!! bring your best friend your worst enemy your anybody!
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has opened with $15.5M domestically.
Third biggest opening for a Looney Tunes movie.
rocky horror picture show for straight white dudes in their 20s-30s with wired headphones and physical copies of infinite jest
Thrilled to announce our acquisition of Paul Thomas Anderson's CAMERON WINTER AT CARNEGIE HALL with @Criterion
35mm tour begins this fall - cameronwinter.film
Finally, a meal for Aunt Jackie
The FDA has recalled sourdough bread due to contamination with "shards of metal."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The recall is for the Seattle / Tacoma based “Grand Central Bakery” and is NOT nationwide. Only those in the WA area are at risk. See the official FDA link for more information on location, batch numbers, and products to look out for.
fda.gov/safety/recalls…
I've finally been "Memba Him"d by @TMZ and now the curse is broken and I can, at last, peacefully lay to rest tmz.com/2026/08/19/josh-flit…
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We take an L!
Back with a better spot tm 🫡
Vaxxed?
#Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers revealed to @MikeSilver that he had flu-like symptoms, including a fever and vomiting, on the day of last year's playoff game vs. the Texans.
Rodgers said he looked so pale that the team sent him home before the game. He ultimately gutted it out that night, but Pittsburgh's season ended in a 30-6 loss.
Full story: nytimes.com/athletic/7487643…
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Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
