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hypocrite at your service.

New York, NY
Joined March 2008
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Oh and I'm now married. 🥳
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YO I'M BACK, but also is anyone still on this? Bigger question, does anyone have my song "His Astronaut"?
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why is it the only reason im on here is after being hacked.
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im at my shop and a kid in our afterschool program spots one of my games and says, “are you smarter than a fifth grader? …HOW OFFESSIVE, I AM A FIFTH GRADER”
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so i play among us. i wanted the name boogers, but apparently its a bad word. HOW!?
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did it occur to anyone that eddie murphy has like 11 kids? they can remake norbit now. that was mean. norbit, but sexy. thats weird. coming 2 america but with his actual kids. oh wait
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some old ass bitch said to me “heres a tip. put it towards your college fund” -puts in a dollar- me: im way passed that him: and youre working here? so much for that degree. me: …i OWN this. him: oh..you do?? pardon me. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
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Hey 😘 What’s your sign?
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i dont know why but i want this as a poster
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every time i think im getting better at drawing, i get proven wrong by a child.
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i get i havent tweeted in forever, but im not inactive on social media. some of you act like im a ghost. im on insta, WITH THE SAME HANDLE.
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lemme update you: i own a store @LastPlaceBK i have a boyfriend im 30 now im moving to brooklyn yup
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to those who still follow me 💛 SUP.
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This night keeps getting better😭 @witified vm.tiktok.com/ZMetG13jA/
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My absolute favorite collab with @JenAndKatMusic and @witified 🔥🔥🔥#TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMea1dAnM/
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🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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Happy 25th Anniversary to #CouragetheCowardlyDog 🐶😱 On this day in 1996 the show's pilot "The Chicken from Outer Space" premiered on #CartoonNetwork! What is your favorite Courage moment? Watch the entire Courage series on @HBOMax hbom.ax/cartoonnetwork #Ad #90scartoons
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dear gov, pls send me $1.4k now.
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