YO I'M BACK, but also is anyone still on this? Bigger question, does anyone have my song "His Astronaut"?
im at my shop and a kid in our afterschool program spots one of my games and says,
“are you smarter than a fifth grader? …HOW OFFESSIVE, I AM A FIFTH GRADER”
did it occur to anyone that eddie murphy has like 11 kids?
they can remake norbit now.
that was mean.
norbit, but sexy.
thats weird.
coming 2 america but with his actual kids.
oh wait
some old ass bitch said to me “heres a tip. put it towards your college fund” -puts in a dollar-
me: im way passed that
him: and youre working here? so much for that degree.
me: …i OWN this.
him: oh..you do?? pardon me.
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
i get i havent tweeted in forever, but im not inactive on social media. some of you act like im a ghost. im on insta, WITH THE SAME HANDLE.
lemme update you:
i own a store @LastPlaceBK
i have a boyfriend
im 30 now
im moving to brooklyn
yup
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This night keeps getting better😭 @witified
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