ALT Two cats sharing a lap. Photo is shot down the length of the photographer's outstretched legs, which are covered with a fuzzy blue blanket and propped up on a chair draped in a pale green sheet. There is a brown tabby cat in the foreground facing away from the camera, and a black and white shorthair on the chair kneading at the blanket at the level of the photographer's ankles.

ALT A pile of snacks, including salted beer nuts, a large marshmallow fish, Werther's Original candies, shortbread fingers, milk chocolate, and honey roasted cashews

ALT NZ Post package addressed to @wildproofreader

ALT Tabby cat peering over a footstool in the general direction of the camera, looking appalled and concerned.

ALT Text: The sun is warm, the air soft and breathy. In the trees all around, a cacophony of birdsong. I am only a visitor to this liminal space, But somehow I have managed to summon a feline friend within minutes of sitting down. The moment is nearly ruined by the roar and rumble of a truck, But I am in too peaceful a mood to mind. I simply refill my mug with tea, Carefully balance the open sugar packet atop the ashtray on my table, And gaze out upon the mountains.

ALT Left to right: a card with a gold border around an orange basket-weave pattern. On the card is a pair of polymer clay magnets resembling cat faces (one brown tabby, one tuxedo). A zine titled "A Collation of Celebrity Gay Awakenings", with a greyish cover sprinkled with pink flowers. On the cover there is an inset image of a character from the film Girls in Uniform, including the line "I find actresses much more interesting than actors".

ALT A spread from the zine: on the left page is a picture of Salma Hayek under her name and surrounded by hearts, on a yellow background; on the right is a picture of Paige Hemmis, labeled "Pink Tool Belt Lady from Extreme Makeover Home Edition", with drawings of tools and the catchphrase "Move That Bus" on the other side of the page over a pink background. Held over the picture of Salma Hayek is a slip of paper reading "This page is yours, the tweet that inspired this zine".

ALT Photographer is giving a thumbs up in front of a small NZ Post package and a black and white cat facing away from the camera. The package is addressed to @wildproofreader

ALT A black and white cat sitting on a bit of rainbow crochet in the photographer's lap (which is covered by a grey weighted blanket)