how this guy looked trying to name drop dimes square to a 60 year old then acting smug when conan thought he was talking about times square

last night i had a hyper realistic dream that i was on an airplane as it nosedived and carbonized me. i felt the gravity pulling down on me and everything. would not recommend

happy birthday coldhealing

opium den in morocco phase is over i applied for two jobs today

this is what dasha was talking about during the clav interview. the chinese get it

meat department of a grocery store

why am i the only guy at work who hasn’t paid for an abortion

i’m not cut out for the incel lifestyle

most obvious waiting room dump on retail i’ve ever seen

this is how i feel about the spider that’s been living in my bathroom for 3 weeks. maybe they are lonely & want connection but their exterior will always prevent anyone from getting too close bc they know I’ll kill them but they still choose to risk coming out. hedgehog dilemma

4/6 on the powerball

i bought an entire meal from in-n-out for a homeless person once then later that night i matched 4/7 numbers on the powerball. since then ive tried to repeat this phenomenon with larger and larger amounts of money to no success. i think it was the first time i was pure of heart and all the subsequent times greed had influence over my soul

50% of my meals are ground beef and rice. i’m not even trying to save money i think it’s food autism at this point

my life is so in shambles the bull run isn’t even bringing me happiness or excitement

what pokémon cards do you have

tried to do my adhd trick where i stare at a blank wall for 20 minutes but i accidentally fell asleep

at the place i work they raised the price of the wagyu picanha steaks from 19.99 to 29.99 so now i just mark it down to choice and sell it to myself